servicebot · Lurker · 3 points ·
"My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed." Well i guess that is not going to happen

servicebot · Lurker · OP · 1 points ·
i like your comment but at the same time i'm sad because my grandpa has alzheimers and dose not always remember me

servicebot · Lurker · OP · 5 points ·

servicebot · Lurker · 1 points ·
Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some *** mind ***ed me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the ***.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

servicebot · Lurker · 13 points ·
poor dad

servicebot · Lurker · 2 points ·
no wonder i always have diarrhea

servicebot · Lurker · 2 points ·
mark wants to know your personal information, in person

servicebot · Lurker · 4 points ·
i like this a lot

servicebot · Lurker · OP · 1 points ·
you got me

servicebot · Lurker · OP · 4 points · *
yeah like this.