Shut up and take my money!

Annnnddd he's probably dead

Scumbag teacher strikes again

Math

Choo-Choo Motherf*cker

Studying...

True sh*t

Technically a gay

Going out with your best buds.

Fat jokes

Just Americans

Tricky question indeed

Seems legit....

It Hates Its Job

I wonder why...

There's only way to get out of this!

Tell me that's not the ugliest creature you've ever seen...

Dude, hello

I lol'd...

Felix Baumgartner WIN!

Even dora has got more freedom

My motto

Who needs a SWAG ~?

I just had the wish to vomit.. and punch her face...

The best chemistry joke!

The Most Hated Lie

Nice Design!

Speaking "Whale-ish".

Don't worry, friend!

Secret

For the LULZ

Dammit Matt!

When someone is about to take a photo of me just for no reason.

Went to a wedding yesterday. The officiator held up this sign during the "First Kiss".

Love

When someone tell you something good.

Exactly how I look....

Satan at his best

Feeding baby turtles...

The Formula for Getting Laid.

Just..

How I imagine I am with babies...

When your best friend sees your gf 1st time

Only in Ireland. Ah sure it'll be grand!

Maybe tomorrow...

Seems legit.

Just Stoner Stanley commenting on Felix...

Me Everywhere

Where can I apply for that?

I thought i saw something else...

ADHD Sleep

Hedgehog tank

So true

Good Guy VLC Player

Just some people on facebook/twitter

We All Did This

Priceless..

Dude?

Airlines Wars!

Michael Bay's Main Man

Did NOT see that coming...

Cyanide & Happiness #2954

Trying to carry all of the groceries in one trip

Well it looks like i have to go to best buy again...

I see what you did there Japan

Turn right, here

Look what i found...

Best Fan Ever?

But shhhh don't tell the dwarf.

Wut?

Aww S**t

And the games at school include knife throwing, jungling with grenades and bullet dodging!

Made my day :D

Seems legit.

Felix Baumgartner

Confused Dog on Escalator

Sorry if repost

Remi Gaillard - How to go in jail for dummies

I whip my hair back and forth

Yolo - Get it right.

Sums up a little of Counter Strike..

Baby osama use's plane ; it is super effective

Like a boss

Remember forest? Now his nephew, Pasture.

Fu*king manlyman

WTF is this

Real Story!

They see me rollin, they hatin!

There is evil in this pie

So close

Fat asses of today rage

Fair enough

I just wanted to get mah dick wet...

What? Dont look at me..

Women logic

When someone is about to talk of a movie you haven't seen yet.

Because playing on a board is to mainstream

Mom...?

What? What you looking at?

Dafuq