I am new here!
No wonder Jews are so ***ed up...
She dont see me
Hetrophobia is a real problem
Before sleeping, you have to harvest your own pillow
When Mexican kids play in the sandbox
Deal with it
Well... fair enough
*** he's drowning
The Rock is a narc!
How about Mid West?
Apple's secret revealed
Those poor cranberries.
He is a killer !
Make Sepp Blatter go away
When you high af in the back of the car
Whenever people fight over which manufacturer is better
Worst thing to see before a flight
Implants in dead children
Ass so fresh, it's still twerking
Why do showers always bring out the hypothetical worst in people.
they have been doing it wrong
Just in case a cow wanna *** around and get dunked on
Who the hell is manufacturing these handbrakes?
Real ***ing Subtle
Saruman's best friend
Thou shalt not be stupid
Found Daniel Radcliffe as a woman in an old timey photo. Bonus: Harry Potter glasses!
Microwave is broken
Pat was always honest
Deadpool gets married
*** that guy!!
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Probably not what he was going for
Kayne is getting desperate
Anon becomes a woman
Can you give a REASON why it's wrong?
Time to do some laundry
when someone wants to quit playing Risk
Please, stop speaking bullshit comrade
Take it easy, man
When reading gets too real
Kill it before it lays eggs
Closet full of Js
Maybe he won't notice.
Brethren, behold, our sweet prince
Listening to a feminist like ..
She was way too calm to be doing that..
DW was the original G
Coming home from college
The dwarves' dialogues never fails to cheer you up
Forgot to clear that history
Damn it Mao!
"I'm never sure how to please our Dark Lord..."
Bill Gates didn't leave a tip
This club can't even handle me.
Selling unworn yoga pants
M stands for Master Baiter
WSHH on Germans
I've spent another year on this site.
Small sips guys
This game is so topical.
"The thug life chose me, gato"
Oh Futurama, you know us so well.
Well, she's right.
Happened A Few Times
This is the one still makes me laugh.
Time to switch to bluetooth
Beaver secret handshake
O.G. Johnny Bravo
World's widest tongue
Hoes be like....
You know it's incredible.
When you're 3 and you already have game
Yellow jelly beans
Hitman Cat gets no joy from his job
When both you and the barber are stoned af