We know you've been deleting your posts, @Decent_Octopus!
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Probably the least qualified detective.
Bark Vader: "*kssshhh* I find your lack of treats disturbing..."
You can always count on drugs.
People I DO have time for
When she says it's her first time.
Ugh. Just got pulled over. The officer asked if there was anything in the car he should know about. I said no, nothing except a little pot.
Don't tell me to subscribe if your intro is less than this.
Finally, a place where i can get a job...
Seen on a computer on display at WalMart...
Nobody can stop him!
Probably the strangest fortune cookie I've ever seen
Mr. Fridgy....fun for the kids, scared the bejesus out of the wife!
Wise advice for the summer.
What happens in Mordor stays in Mordor.
I come in peace
The freeze warning on my icecream.
Dude! You got a tattoo.
Freakazoid: An underrated classic
This magnificent picture has been hanging in my public library for years.
I wish I knew how to play the pressure cooker lid
My girlfriend's parents both have BMW's their driveway and this is their toilet paper
Thanks April. Its been real
I aspire to have this level of confidence
This one hits way to close to home.
Good bye pal
Marš u pičku materinu
That's why i hate crocs
No need to read the summer reading this year
My mother is law is from Honduras. In Spanish this makes sense.
Gee, thanks Fi
What happens when your cat starts watching too much anime with you
Animaniacs was the best
This just made my day that much better
Browsing without thinking.
We met Gordon Ramsay tonight in the most perfect way!
She just points to the cup whenever I try and start a conversation in the morning
"It was a tie"
They're worse than rats.
It looks like this traffic sign is challenging you
...Werewolves of London
This is the saddest anime death I've ever seen ; - ;
Mfw a single commenting spree got me back on Week's Best Users list
Living the dream!
Beat it even more
Irish bar in Romania.
Same Sex Bathroom.
A C Q U I R E D
7 new jobs
Something must be really entertaining off to the right
:D :D :D
A cute train on a nice postcard
Hey Internet, explain yourself
This meme detects russian minority in your country
Meme Game WEAK
Looks like a perfect fit.
"That's it Karen!!!!! I'm sick of your shit!!!!"
When you lock your mum out of the car after she has put the groceries in the back.
Asking the real questions
"Only a worthy can sit next to me"
Go /fit/ or go home.
The best kind of friend
A Soul Warming Story
Real friends get in the deepest crap with you
The Trinity Snuggles
It's amazing how far the human race has come.
Oh muh god
That innocent looking high school girl who carries pepper-spray
And then you re-create that video in your lab
When you play hard... sometimes life is shorter.
Pretty sure women's fashion is just backwards men's stuff
Drugs do you
The 4chan edit that banned Wikipedia in Turkey
why cant i make invisible titles like Whitebones?
Perfect for orange juice...
God don't got time for your whining bullshit!
i'm a good boy, but don't push me.
MIB predicted kim K
Always a bridesmaid.
I live in Fayetteville, AR where we are currently getting record flooding. So naturally, my neighbors rode their unicorn through the streets.
My cat was missing for several hours, until I got a call from my neighbor...
Follow the money