If you feel suicidal, you've come to the right place.
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Please, don't hate me.
9,563 3-Year Club
Bribing the UPS human
He's hiding from a nearby dog
A rather rude Captcha
Omae wa mo Jizzeru
sounds like something the zodiac killer would say
Didn't you know?
....Gotta try that
Found a new name for my penis
It's not wise to upset a wookiee
I just watched Robocop for the first time tonight and now I want this shirt. Because I DO remember.
Old mate Ryan Reynolds
State repainted the road in our town. Close enough.
But he was very smooth about it
Some things don't have to be taught.
always be prepared, they are everywhere
Welcome to our new friend
This joke is old but I still love it
I got carried away
Do the Math Dance!
You ain't even feminine
All my life I've been a vegetarian and I finally tried meat. This was my reaction.
Dinner would be nice
What It Feels Like to Enter Adulthood.
Washington vs. Mix-A-Lot
Days Inn knows why people really use this sign
I’ve played enough video games to know how this works.
There was fresh catnip at the farmer's market last week.
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
Jake Gyllenhaal incorrectly holding dogs.
Some truth to this
How to film POV videos
This church by my house should REALLY reconsider this painting on the side of their building.
Anyone see that Key and Peele classroom skit?
The purest of poetry.
When six women wearing the same dress to a wedding aren't the bridesmaids. Awks!
Still a lil shy
Anon is a hero
Anon gets hacked
Found in my kid's classroom. All the same lotion. Brilliant.
The smirk says it all
Picture I took whilst falling out of a tree.
God has deserted us
Let's tattoo my 190k mile Trailblazer with 6 owners and a bad carfax on my arm.
The train will be here in no time, you just wait.
600 pounds of thicc
Someone rigged this toilet paper dispenser to make it two ply
What are you doing!? Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Vader did nothing wrong
The rate of change is astonishing!
Mudskippers establish dominance by comparing who has the widest mouth.
This Top secure system in my workplace.
Revelation of Music
Amazon ships so fast, they go back in time!
Not the superhero we deserve
O ol' musky
Words to live by.
How cold remedies work
Best snapchat I've ever received.
He Wins without even playing !
What does it think??
I may have caught the moment my dog realised we weren't going to the park
the older episodes were so relatable
I snuck this reminder on my wife’s phone...
New baby stroller
First time to the ocean, and this is what he does.
Vintage copper tile... $1.44 per sq/ft.
I knew that the house we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.
Firefox found a hole in Windows.
You gotta do what cha gotta do