As a SoCal native I almost made the worst mistake when I went to the east coast.
Responsibility...
My daughter told me that she couldn't stay in her room because Barbie dropped a bomb. This was what I found.
Some gamers play video games, some play Jeopardy...
Some people see the Virgin Mary in everyday objects...
Searched Google for metalhead animals, was not disappointed..
WATCH OUT FOR THE....
You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
So apparently Lego heads are the same size as .45 ACP
It gets me everytime
Help I accidentally built a shelf
California drivers in the rain.
When you ask our daughter for a piece of her donut
Okay. You two hold hands. You in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.
Who lives in a pineapple under the street?
My nephew tried to escape from his room last night, got stuck, was too tired to call for help, and promptly fell asleep there for the rest of the night.
Vintage 1950s Ice Cream Scoop
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Younglings guide to survival
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I needed to upload some shitpost so here
his spell is probably emit light
The resort I'm staying at knows how to punish parents...
admins hear us
"How old is your child?"
Deus Vult
It's his "I just farted look".
Poor zoo wouldn't help relieve the elephants!
When you pull your earphones from the pocket
New bar door sign in Florida
When you have been a lurker for 4 years
why do you have to be this way Nick?
When people use memes IRL
*laughs in christian*
The Relationship Between The Top Comment And The Post That Is Heading To The Front Page...
Scared.
Z U C C E D
When Trump gives a press conference
All the better
Interview Questions
Hiddenlolers worst nightmare.
F A K E N E W S
And the award for most creative insults goes to
Meat Lover
Horrifying
It took me a few seconds to realize this wasn't a gorilla walking on the beach
Two fat guys in avocado costumes
Pewdiepie filming his first gaming video (2 Oct. 2010)
Even Ron Swanson can miss a few now and then
I love hiking.
Mama's boy
what a smug feggit
edgy
Gotta catch em all! Oh. Wait.
...And when i try to fix my mistakes
Imminent doom shall come apon them
W I T N E S S M E
Leaked footage from Mario Odyssey
True indeed
Still blame lag.
A snapshot from the best era, the era of memes.
Good question, grandma
Nice to meet you bond
The news in my city keeps you on your toes.
We may be ***s but, together we are mighty!
This guy and his cat
Boston Dynamics really outdid themselves with this one
Would love me some Chlorox and chill
Edups X Franku
Matte Damon
50 Shades Darker
Nasa should hire her
it was regular ass wheat til he hit that tailslide
For when you need to hide out in that forest fire you totally didn't start.
<:)
After opening all the windows for the first time this year...
Could there be a better name for a waste management company?
Better rethink that, tiny-arms.
The reason zombies are always sad.
This new "kids" game at the arcade.
Have hipsters gone too far?
I hate how true this is
Seymour Asses
Anons parachute fails
Can you hear me now?
Not again
Mitch Hedburg would appreciate this
Doing stuff around the house this weekend..
Thirsty Hoes
Arriving home stoned af
The next Yoga move we will review is the "Where should I send the child support check to?"
SWING IT NIGGA
1 like = 1 prayers
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
Pls dont
GF said I should make two trips.
50 shades darker
Why_are_you_like_this.meme
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional