Wife bought waterproof notepad for the shower. This is a love poem I wrote for her.
Damn you Global Warming!
Adult mascots vs. children's football league
When I see the first question on my chemistry exam
LIVING ON THE EDGE
My wife and I went to Ikea today and spotted this 'Merica family photo inside one of the display picture frames.
Khajiit has under wares if you have coin
If you guys need me, I'll be in Japan
Just a squirrel hanging off of its two back paws, holding a slice of pizza
And then my cat proceeded to explain the role of wine in the french renaissance as he served the cheese plate
An member of the senate took pictures before and after having unlimited power
For those who don't recognize this mission, I'm glad your childhood was not as frustrating as mine.
I have a longhair cat who covers his hairballs with whatever he can find. This morning, I woke up to this.
This dog in Brazil found some dentures
Not sure this is part of normal curriculum
The Last Potion
My husband's letter of resignation
making of the world's first camera
Anytime I leave the house.
You shat in the wrong 69 ässholes
Suspicious package...
The spirits are telling me you had a difficult relationship with your father
Came across a little bit of parking lot justice
Banking
LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY MMJENNNKINS
The squirrels are coming!
Mailed FedEX box through UPS and my buddy received it like this
"It needs to be sufficiently large for beer pong"
Local liquor store nailed it.
This is my latest doodle.
thank you admins we love it
A Good boy always want it, whatever 'it' is
If you were a kid lucky enough to be this age in the 90's then you were lucky enough to look this rad...
This restaurant's photoshop guy just doesn't care
This is so beautiful. Surely to bring a tear to any meme enthusiast's eye
This Far Side card from 1984 I found while packing to move.
wololoo
Clifford's big idea
contemporary political discourse
A handy guide my friend made to help houseguests figure out which cat is which.
Now this is a Netflix glitch
Found at my local YMCA. Some anonymous donor paid at least $10,000 for this privilege.........
Making plans
Smokers have cigarette butts as evidence of their addiction. Alcoholics have empty bottles. My girlfriend has these...
Do it
Dennis is a Menace
the tragedy of darth plagueis
Google vs Bing
Thank you ATM.....!!
The force is strong with this one....
Someone rolled a GIANT snowball into the streets of madison..............
Mike Tyson's favorite boy band.
The *** are you doing with my package, usps?
Steve Jobs was out there trapping people with shady contracts since day one
I asked my girlfriend to draw me superman and flash racing. This is what she gives me
Mars doesnt like making friends
Why lord of the rings fights scenes always seemed so realistic
And transgender bathrooms
My greatest achievment in life
Quick&easy tutorial to make Caesar salad
Real life checkers
Hoot hoot, mother***er.
Last two days in the northeast got me like...
Stanley Tucci always looks like a dad who walked in on his son getting a bj and is super proud of him.
This is a thing that happens when you work in an office full of women.
I was in class and had to take this when I noticed.
Gangstas life
Ass whooping fiesta
Step up ur game
My gym is pretty passive-aggressive
The movie is very interesting.
Imma let myself rip
Blacked
Alright guys let's all go in as a team.
Was googling for a restaurant that serves crawfish, google has this picture as the main photo for one of the restaurants
I've seen a lot on this life, but never a smoking Corolla using a selfie stick
german government
NASA discovers 7 new planets. One of them may have a Declaration of Independence. There's only only man for the mission.
Speaking of German mugs, here is a poorly translated one from my trip
Relatable
Oh god...
Ozzy
Do you know the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
This stock photo is like the beginning of a magic trick.
Friendzoned again
Be kind to your dentist
When you want to hold a service, but heavens, is it hot
Build a deathstar. Make Mexico pay for it.
*Sniff* and so on
Doctor: You have 12 minutes and 29 seconds to live. Me:
when it's been several hours you post ya memay and still no upvotes
Construction workers fighting a vicious beast
Silicon spray vs Idiots
So my birthday just passed and I must say, my sister went above and beyond this year
True love
High stakes hide and seek
I'm good, thanks...
For ***'s sake
Look Behind You!
You done messed up