Drew this for a friend's birthday today

same

Grandmas can do more than just cook

This won't go well

In a restaurant toilet I'm at.

Let this be a reminder to us all

ａ　ｗｅａｐｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｓｕｒｐａｓｓ　ｍｅｔａｌ　ｇｅａｒ

I'm not really sure what Duolingo is trying to teach me...

fokin bamboozled

My dog takes my girlfriend's spot when she leaves for work. This is what I woke up to today

A cure for insomnia

SOON

My friend got his "golden retriever" pup from a sketchy breeder that claimed it was a full golden retriever. Fast forward 8 years, Ta-Da!

Thwip!

Sizes in different countries

Questions answered about a $1000 HDMI cable on Amazon.

My son ran out of clean sheets, but thankfully my wife found these packed away in the basement. Nostalgia overload.

#banter

You're not fooling anyone, Walmart...

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight!

Now I can go somewhere.

Navy Seals

Spot the Canadian

Katmans family after they found him not delivering

The lurker masses shall rise

every class has that one retarded kid

This beer expires on 2/30/17

HUGELOL during the Upload Server Outage

I just bit my lips eating a sandwich, someone call 911

Charity case

I came around the corner and caught my cat the other day.

How I forfeited my security desposit

No Thanks! Not in my neighborhood!

Jesus vs. Surgeon

Arthur's headphones tho...

This is Bob

Starring Sheev Palpatine

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Hold on...

Even Muslims are gender neutral.

How I Imagine Subway's Chicken

To my Wife and Kids...

Artillery Suppressor

Greatest duo ever

Bathroom signs at local bar

This kid is on to something. Tell me why s/he shouldn't get 100%

Meanwhile in Ohio

To the Boatmobile!

By customer request.

Little Debbie finally got what she was asking for...

Every street need this

When you realize the old HL admins all got job offers from valve.

Damn Gloria

I'm not sure if I won or lost

increasingly verbose meme

The difference between blow and below ;)

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Why has the world forsaken me

Behold the field

Mega rare

If you listen to Nickelback there is help out there for you

...

Facebook is that you?

Looking at meta memes.

There's a anti-wihitebones campaign in asia.

No title needed...

Stolen :^)

jar jar is my favourite character from star trek

In my defense, I was super hung over

I am one of them

Radical Judaism

How it all started

My daughter handed me this note at bedtime. I think this means she loves us?

living on the edge

Coworkers

Excuse me while I delete my account

She would have got him too

Mfw i can't play with her bananakin

From a funny website

funny how Nespresso's coffee descriptions could just as easily apply to farts

How original, Tuck

When i need to think of a title for a shitpost

Who Leads The Red Army Just Under The Sea?

Sarchasm

Steve Harvwarts

My friend is a zookeeper. This is one of her friends hanging out in her car on her break.

Not that bad

The answer to everyone's question.

HL admins few days after introducing viral

Kids do silly things

When your cat realizes that you're in the bathroom without them.

Such a wise man..

Wish some one felt the same way about me as my friends dad feels about this big ass sandwich he just made.

What are the odds?

This cat taking a bath.

Transfarmers

These carts are public domain Ricky

Someone in the Platteville Library in Wisconsin has a great sense of humor...

Can't post dank memes on my Insta so I'll drop them here

I hope there's a security camera to record all of it