Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
99,530 4-Year Club
My mom started a pros and cons list for me about moving to Seattle.
I'm finally getting the hang of prepping meals.
Carpet is my favorite band
Best Radiohead song ever.
Because 1st grade math smh
So today I filled the empty space in my cubicle with a giant love sac ..... bet you everyone that gave me shit for this will be laying all over it when Monday morning rolls around :)
Something about eating cake
I am not good with computors pls help
Someone hates cats.
He gets a big clingy at the vet..
watching hentai and chill
Guys, where u at?
Caught with his pants down
Pizza place screwed up my brothers order on his birthday. He refused free ice cream so they brought him this
That's an impressive antler.
I hit a deer last Saturday. My husband sent his condolences from out of town.
Big Cat vs Small Dog
So, this is what happens when you get drunk and give a friend $20 to buy you something "interesting" on their trip to the store...
Not sure what the bigger joke is, this meme or EA sports?
The sweet life of a "Platinum" member...
/pol/ gets an ironic visitor
Hey look, it's OJ Simpson!!
This meeting is brought to you by the letter 'F' for "fuuuuuuuuu--"
The floor is rude people
It's a real art form
When you're a low level in an rpg and can't find a leather helmet
The drinking cycle
Scared Child Scared when push "step here"
I got a picture of my cat just before a sneeze
When your package needs to go from Charlotte to Winston-Salem, but UPS takes a shortcut through Florida
"My friend's cat got its head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this."
Applying for a death certificate online
My sister is a second grade teacher and received this from one of her students.
Retirement looks amazing.
He was ready to win until the crowd began to chant his name.
you will probably never find the original creator. you will probably never subscribe to his channel.
I'm sorry to hear about your mama's skydiving accident..
You win, Amazon
why msut you hurt me this way
Bo's advice for mordern people
Im ashamed to say this is OC
I have a client that is looking for a new logo and my daughter asked if she could help. I told her to create something that incorporates coffee and cars.
Half-life 3 confirmed
That's one hell of a personal trainer.
First aid at its finest
Beauty and Beast
To my family...
Dale Gribble has a point
Thought it was a woman's ass at first
This is why we should use the Imperial System
God Save the Queen
The dankest time
My dad's idea of a family photo at Disneyland Paris last year...
What should cost less?
When i heard Ron Howard was going to direct the Han Solo film.
A wild Fearow appeared
No matter how kind you are...
How my coworkers act sometimes .
He knows he's not allowed on the counter, but I never said anything about the lunchbox
Actual photo of Ron Howard after announcing he's directing the Han Solo film
Southern boys on the Gulf Coast don't let a Tropical Storm get in the way of what's important.
this mf is doing stairs while drinking a 2 liter of pepsi wtf
How the world will really end
Colin Mochrie: King of Puns
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Life of Pi. Part Two.
I love animaniacs
We can't stop the Emus
Death by snake snu snu
poorlydrawnlines: Maybe the real Egypt is tolerance
According to 9News, four million women die every hour from heart disease in Australia...
Spain's new shirt looks like it got dirty while eating bolognese pasta
Smartass Fortune Cookie
Not for Gisus it seems
All the sass
How Nintendo differentiates between regions in Canada...
You fool Ive been trained in your arts of shitposting
Name this Band HL
Omg so true lmao
Anon get harassed
And feel disappointment.... again
They wanted something long and hard