Steal it

Anon tries to be a hero

Dear SNL, here is your Kelly Ann Conway

A normal day in my life

Don't give in!

Truer words have never been spoken.

Metal is life

Baby Forrest Whitaker

33 years ago today, The Breakfast Club met for detention

The last thing a piece of bread sees

I'll drink yr bluuuud!

Me: Wait, you're a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager.

Autism McQueen

I always get my chickens consent

Spoiler alert

this is a thing...

Our School Fortunes Use a New Kind of Motivation

I don't think the University of North Texas thought this through...

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous.

well, going to watch this

my friend didn't make this

Needs viagra

"Bonjourno"

This title is a serious one

One of my friends was diagnosed with a peanut allergy. I made and sent him this.

He's always watching.

I'm starting to think these aren't scientific.

The ol' Switcheroo

what caused 800 years of war between France and England?

When Jizz Lands On My Hand And I Don't Know If I Should Lick It Or Not (traps aren't gay)

The legend says he's still in orbit today

TFW "what the hell did I smoke?"

There's two kind of Bonds

A while back I posted my "What if this was in my butt?" pens. Today the same company sent me a free sample of one of their other products...

Morgan Freeman, age 8.

Tacos is life

This No Smoking sign in China has some exceptions...

Beer store has its shit together

The lord of the rings

God she's terrible.

Bless your heart.

Russia's Wildlife Has Some Nice And Interactive Gameplay Aspects

Had this gif on my phone for ages now. Never ceases to make me smile.

I prefer Binbows 7 myself.

Jontron nazi confirmed. (Also, subscribe to dolan dark).

The title of every date I've ever been on

Baddest ***

Not creepy at all...

first gecko, now crabo

The only love you need (besides waifu)

When your comrade teacher has yo back

this guy comes up and slaps ur ass, wyd?

"Is a medal to be struck for this war?" -Mr James

Modesty

Shia's HWNDU Flag Act 2 (link in comments)

Anon likes his pizza burned

OH GOOD GOD A TIME RAPTOR

The Louvre, USA.

Royal Jordanian's response to the "big electronics" ban on flights from some countries.

September makes you look pregnant

The pillow ripped and now our dog thinks it's her bed

"Sorry, sir. I'm afraid you have Barkinson's syndrome"

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to market bubble gum as camel scrotums?

Useful signs

The key to happiness.....

Yeah..! Kinematics.!!

It was an old sith tale

My step sister works in Costa Coffee and had this note left for her today

Finish Him!

World's Largest Building Planned for NYC, I may have made one tiny change to the 2nd pic

someone clearly didn't think this through

A wild normie approaches

Suck it Trebek..

Damn

Worst knock knock joke known to mankind

Deadpool and Spiderman moment continued

Beautiful

Quintessentially British.....

Max 6MB

Emma Watson's brother looks more like Emma Watson than Emma Watson does

Of course it happened in Florida.

Spread Anarchy

i'm almost there

I tripped...

Still don't know how kids do it.

#UNCAGETHECAGE

Nip slip.

At least they got ambitions

Pence has been planted

Shamona Lisa

That's convenient

Poor people have all your money.

That's... accurate.

The maturity level of some of my neighbors lmao

Close, but no cigar.

Student Tears

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

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The most accurate depiction of a relationship I've ever seen.

For Chrissakes, Carl