Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
94,296 4-Year Club
Protect yourselves and others ...
'Taco bell isn't real mexican food..'
My stepdad is partially deaf but refuses to wear hearing aids. I asked him to pick up two bags of party mix for this weekend. He came home with this
I'll See You Again
South Georgia senior pranks got parents ready to fight
Born to Pun
My razor blades
When you live in a college town like Isla Vista, stuff like this occurs on the daily
Then versus now...
What to do when you receive junk mail
Seriously, beware of this dog
Remember..... Memes, memes never change.
Whose kid is this.
To catch a criminal, you have to think like one.
New measurement for distance
What ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ Sounds Like
motivate yourself with this one secret trick
I guess they don't have the chip reader.
Mr. Steal yo phone
Took until question 9 before we realized what they were doing. Nice try kid.
I found this random bit of concrete at work?
Dave Grohl goes to confession.
My wife hired a new assistant today.
I shall wander through this borkland
fast and the craft
Just Tales 3
Saved the planet once again
U N D E R S T A N D A B L E
Those were good times.
Make it worth while
This dog would like to speak to your manager
My favorite king of the hill moment.......
Philosophy by Jason Mewes
I hope everyone is enjoying their lazy Saturday
Are Star Wars memes still funny?
'Member the real "fake news"?
"I can't give examples of OC, because then it would cease to be OC." This is impure, but still.
My Fidget Spinner back in 1990
When the teacher asks who's presenting next
Best friends walk in each other's shoes.....
Lets have a blast
Photobomb Level: Bartender
When the kid you've been bullying points the gun at you and starts reciting his speech
I moved while a panoramic photo was being taken, and ended up looking like a Picasso painting.
is he's hands bigger tho
There's plenty of fish in the sea...
A sign at a doctors office.
Oh boy, the invisible jet!
Disappointed, even in death.
We have lost all of Lou's trust
ow the edge
Seen this in Iceland before boarding a ferry.
Spotted at my brother's graduation ceremony
Divorce level savage.
Well that's one way to go about it
Good first date shirt, or airtravel!
Why it's good to believe in dinosaurs
You shitposted in the wrong search engine
Here's a shirt my sister bought from an Asian store... It just gets worse as it goes.
I'm in severe shortage of Skandinavian jokes
No time is not the time for Dad jokes
Tank Girl as a toddler, I imagine.
My 7 year old brother's friend from school sent him this while he was sick
:( Press F to pay respekts
Everyone knows it's "maymays"
hell of a shooter
Hotel Room Survey......
They have a hard time but they still do their job
So there is this new face mask out on the market.
Attended a friend's graduation this past weekend, almost cried after hearing this name
the overkill hypothesis: the event we deserve, but not the one we need right now
Tigers are smarter than they look
I hope Mike has found peace
Incest is Wincest
That is certainly one effective way to *** block..
So I hear Disney Princesses are welcome here?
Trump flew to Israel for advice
Immage of terror suspect released
Yep. It's Been That Kind of Day.
And that's why you don't leave your cat alone with the computer
Roses are red, violets are blue, no I will not share my rations with you
Who are you callin' rim head?
Field of ***s
It's more than a feeeeeliiiing (more than a feeling) ♫