witty
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Sasuke, I'm flying!
My buddy's dog saw a moose
I feel blassed
@Katman
A Must Read For Dog Owners
11 Year Old's Birthday Card To Father
I didn't know my kids wrote a book about me
COD: infinite Child Support
Hopefully your having a better Monday than this dude.
Yet another victim
Feasting on tiny souls
This pretty much sums up my life
I gotta find this cab...
My brother hands me this last night. Apparently it was my grandfather's. It's his stool sample.
The card messages are often the best part of being a florist.
bamboozled
It's been warm today in England!
I honestly think Siri does this just to mock me
stil phat tho
and that kids, is how I met your mother
So the sign at my apartment building is malfunctioning..
Online survey
quality content
People really sorting through 'new'
no thanks
NOTICE: This property is a farm
Khajit has wares if you have coin
Every time someone asks for their steak well done.
pls E
This seller went the extra mile
Pikaaaachu!
Saw this at the library and snort laughed. I may be a 34yo woman, but I have the maturity of a 12yo boy.
Overly cautious Hula Hooper
Accurate Review
China is banning Winnie the Pooh because of memes like this
Sandwich board wisdom
Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.
When people ask why I don't drink coffee
Kachiga my lost friend
3500000 results in 0.05 sec
Town had heart shaped fireworks for an event tonight but they were all upside down so it looked like penises all over the sky.
Origin story
Netflix now has a new Walking Dead spin-off
except re:zero of course
Wandering the quiet, dark back-hallways of a hospital and about shit my pants
Jesus is cool with it
Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous
Just got this random text from someone I don't even know. Kumar, if you're seeing this get your act together.
The upside of communism
Loser "nop" savage "yep"
Am I doing this right?
Craft
Down Unda
Good info for potential buyers
The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza.
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My friend wore this shirt to our GoT party today.
But is it incest?
She's only had it for a day..
How to deal with taggers.
N. Korea
So... How fast..??
Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humor. Yes, it's a Ferrari.
Checking the smartphone
MyFitnessPal is passive aggressive
Interesting people playing Tetris on my flight...
"Welcome to Gamestop"
Just been told by my doctor, I'm colour blind. This diagnosis has really come out of the...
My mom got me my new favorite mug
Get this guy off our streets.
I mean probably how it went...
This is our society
Jack Sparrow National Rum Day
A sneak peek into the next season of doctor who
Local listing of extremely spacious real estate.
Africano Americano
Having second thoughts
This is some proud parent.
It's clearly not!
I love this episode
Damn squirrels
Be considerate
Smells like burnt food
Jumpsuit , oh yeah
National Geographic photographers start young
When your girl catches you with another c o c k
Hotdogreggin automatic #1
Check mate atheists.
This otter is fed up with our shit
Dickbutt in the flesh!
Fragrant disregard
She got so burned her children felt it!
Yes that's a pair of underwear.
Owning a cat... summed up in one photo
This Frozen wrapping paper misprint
Some Harsh Realities
V: copied
99% of buyers on Craigslist