you're already dead

Garfreed

Am i doing this right?

Tap water. Not even once.

Possibly the greatest table of contents ever

Robot is disappointed in his son.

Rush it, cyka blyat

Surprise!

Ape Canaveral.

Saw this at our loading dock

I am shooketh

Picking the perfect watermelon

Nani!?!?!?!

One of my buddies is traveling in foreign lands and unknowingly ordered a potato with a side of potatoes.

Greatest cat pic ever. He creeps on me daily, every time it damn near kills me laughing.

This hugelol account is actually just part of my cover

This is ridiculously accurate.

This guy is years ahead of us

not again

We've all had those days

Relatable

How to cross a road in Russia

Strong message Detroit

You can’t bring your dog on the subway in New York unless it fits in a bag...

Please don't hate me for this.

Hugh Jackman

I thought it looked familiar.

This spoke to me on so many levels

When your friends daughter goes quiet for 10 minutes and they find her like this...

Non-Emergency & Emergency Hotlines in South Korea

Security robot in DC declares everything is ok. Drowns itself.

Attorney logic

Gorgeous family

Think I'll shop somewhere else...

My fiancé just got back from her bachelorette party

John's a Shitter

My cat came home wearing a Armadillo shell, that's what life in Brazil is like.

witty

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords

Sasuke, I'm flying!

My buddy's dog saw a moose

I feel blassed

@Katman

A Must Read For Dog Owners

11 Year Old's Birthday Card To Father

I didn't know my kids wrote a book about me

COD: infinite Child Support

Hopefully your having a better Monday than this dude.

Yet another victim

Feasting on tiny souls

This pretty much sums up my life

I gotta find this cab...

My brother hands me this last night. Apparently it was my grandfather's. It's his stool sample.

The card messages are often the best part of being a florist.

bamboozled

It's been warm today in England!

I honestly think Siri does this just to mock me

stil phat tho

and that kids, is how I met your mother

So the sign at my apartment building is malfunctioning..

Online survey

quality content

People really sorting through 'new'

no thanks

NOTICE: This property is a farm

Khajit has wares if you have coin

Every time someone asks for their steak well done.

pls E

This seller went the extra mile

Pikaaaachu!

Saw this at the library and snort laughed. I may be a 34yo woman, but I have the maturity of a 12yo boy.

Overly cautious Hula Hooper

Accurate Review

China is banning Winnie the Pooh because of memes like this

Sandwich board wisdom

Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.

When people ask why I don't drink coffee

Kachiga my lost friend

3500000 results in 0.05 sec

Town had heart shaped fireworks for an event tonight but they were all upside down so it looked like penises all over the sky.

Origin story

Netflix now has a new Walking Dead spin-off

except re:zero of course

Wandering the quiet, dark back-hallways of a hospital and about shit my pants

Jesus is cool with it

Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous

Just got this random text from someone I don't even know. Kumar, if you're seeing this get your act together.

The upside of communism

Loser "nop" savage "yep"

Am I doing this right?

Craft

Down Unda

Good info for potential buyers

The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza.

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My friend wore this shirt to our GoT party today.

But is it incest?

She's only had it for a day..

How to deal with taggers.

N. Korea