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Local pumpkin contest had 2 pumpkins boxing each other!

The frappucino Starbucks ad is so well drawn-- as if it was drawn by an art major.

I was the female version of chunk in fourth grade

And I thought my budget was tight...

$20 is $20 after all

I. DECLARE. INDEPENDENCE

Help Steven

Outstanding balance

When you and your best friend have a strange sense of humor

Wal-Mart should probably start looking into an age limit for their door greeters...

"What should we name this truck?" "Dunno, just pick two random words."

If you google 'Missionary position', the first images are 2 Mormon missionaries in a range of positions.

When that tab of *** is ""accidentally"" open

Best costume I've seen in my entire life. This kid is going places. HEY YOUUUU GUYSSSSSSS!

I don't watch many westerns, but this movie series got pretty dark

Finally! Cooking instructions written for single guys

Wireless Shower Head

So our IT guy went to climb Mt. Everest

"I did naht hit her. I did naht! Oh, hi Thor."

Sponge Beb

anon ***s his mom

Hacks

7GB is quite weak tho

Gay I'm not

Austin Powers

God I love sequel memes

Heaven’s tasty

Toyota Recall

I thought maybe it was just me....

in search for bob n vagene - the tale of durgesh

When your significant other isnt the brightest...

Japan gets paid by the mile not the hour

This still relevant?

New Satanic Temple Billboard.

How much ship could a ship ship, ship, if a ship ship could ship ships?

What’s yours?

That moment you realise we're in the BAD future

This Ace ventura tattoo

Someone went to the Celtics/Bucks game as Milhouse from the Simpsons and read a Radioactive Man comic during every timeout. Now that's commitment.

Everyone needs such a course

not enough weebmemes here

get bamboozled

OGnostradamus

Not like this

ugh

I'd also rather die, then stop shitposting

These fingers are touching God

My friend's glorious bathroom artwork.

The Last Samurai

Anon is right

He just woke up with no balls.

This man dressed up as a delivery man to steal a case of beer... he deserves it

Spoopy Scary Skeletons

NANI?

Ay Harambe

Trying to fit in like

My hotel had a “special requests” box when reserving. I told them I feel more at home with a framed photo of Christopher Walken

Thanks a lot, google.

The Stuffed Wolf

My friend also dressed up as Eleven

Had to do a double take

Kanye...

OH GOD HELKP

Screenshot aren't memes

Now that’s marketing

"[Insert Game Name Here] is the Dark Souls of [Insert Genre Here]"

Girlfriend or Wife?

My husband is no longer allowed to go to the craft store alone

Whenever I see the name NOTRE DAME, I always imagine this flag

My beautiful bride-to-be dressed up as Erlich Bachman from Silicon Valley

I had this joke in my head all day and just had to get it out, I’m sorry.

Would you let this man vaccinate you?

Buenos Dias Amigos

I sure am glad I live in the

Rookie numbers.

Think about it

Condom machines are now offering refunds...

Anons thoughts on WWIII

Most we can hope for.

The Sign Outside a Church in my Town

The shop near my house always has interesting stuff on their sign. This is my new favorite.

Stan Against Evil on religion

The Miracle of modern Science

Savage af.

Christian kid vs firewall

I will never understand people who put pizza on pineapple.

... Killed the cat

In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.

[B]ichael

How kids judge the Halloween candy you give out.

plot twist

It Is Thursday My Dudes

What about Jesus' body?

Get ya suit game right

The naked truth about wonderful 2017

Brotherly love

Skrt skrt

Dark roast

Glad to help