Saw this at my local repair supplies shop

Anon wishes he got nuked

I’m a cop and this year during our annual inservice training for CPR, I’m going to have colored copies of this made and passed out to the class:

Not even milk is alone

My parents cleaned out their closet and found a Christmas gift that I was supposed to get in 1993.

Finding Nemo

How well do you understand physics?

Now that is a good wall

Thot Catcher

Guilty pleasures

Is it just me or does the IRS building sign look like a cards against humanity card?

KIDS CARTOONS GET REAL

Moon: 12 People have been there

Take me, my hero!

Yawn...

I had to look a few times

C R I M I N A L S C U M

Fresh Buns

This is the kind of love I want

That'll do pig, that'll do

Some things are better left white.....

Win win win

The City of Los Angeles just posted this to their job page on facebook

Coconut

Asked Dominoes to ‘Draw your best Velociraptor on the box’

THE STATE OF YOUTUBE

Its always a black guy...

This show was gold

I too have a bird that visits my window at work.

frenchies got game

Canada

shia labeouf style

I broke at the screeming part.

My roommate made a flowchart explaining how to use our terrible dryer.

haha yes

Another step for mankind

Not good.

Amazon Reviewer recommends shade

It was one big story all along

Sneaky Pete

***es better make this reach front

My biggest fears in life

This is on an actual teacher's manual

What a man!

Fair point

We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.

Disturbing Squidward Cosplay

RIP that crowd updated

triggered

Cheese>cocaine

so what classes do you like haha interesting cool cool cool

Anon comes from a small town.

oh..

This is what you get when you ask for a hamburger in Italy.

Read it and weep

300: Rise of the Janitors

omg yes O///O

ye olde meme [memes so old they have lost all reference]

You just know that these kid’s mom has a “let me see your manager” haircut.

Cuphead will save Youtube!

Can I have a venti, 3/4 ice, low soy, no milk, light whipped cream, caramel macchiato?

YES YES YES

Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.

Oh no, I’m under attack.

Greatest faint tactic of Football

gotta go fed

I found the fill to my void finally!

Researching robot vacuums when...

Mr Bernstein has seen some shit

The Waiting Game

Star Trek did it first.

customer service

Got my first tattoo today. Dad wanted in the photo.

Anon...

Hell yeah, Tide is making vapes now too.

While shopping for a car seat booster on Amazon I found this gem of a question.

max

LLAMATHRUST!

click all the cars

Look at the right guy's shirt

What's something you wish you had?

Return from the Stars, by Stanislaw Lem, published 1961.

Life cycle .....

Frugal

My sister found gold on her friend's Snapchat story

A C E

sad

At least he had a good sense of humour.

She puts herself in the corner when she’s done something wrong. Now I’m afraid to go find what it is.

Another Fox Disney Princess

When life gives you lemons,

RIP that crowd replay

not safe for work thug

Cutting corners

*cries in america*

True story...bro?

oh fk

I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:

underball

The smartest man in existence