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Why would you stop me?
My mom is not impressed by me
Patrick Stewart on TopGear
Jihadi John Legends album is straight fire.
Don't you hate it when Microsoft Word crashes and the last back-up is from the early 17th century.
Just girly things.
But did you know ducks have corkscrew dicks ?
The future is bright
When you've honestly stopped giving a fuck
I'd always assumed he has more money than that.
Mad austrians incomin
Beta as fuck
How plane makers see us...
Making the effort to enlighten the girlfriend on who the real god is
Educated at McDonald's University...
When a post makes you laugh but you realize a spambot submitted it.
White girl probs.
The polite thing to do
How to ask a girl to prom: Get a goat...
The best way to a man's heart
Burn! Or more like, Explosion!
God is listening you!
He has a point.
Always practice self control.
And then Fred said to me..
Fourth punk chord discovered by scientists!
Life's an uphill climb.
I have a twin brother.
Don't go chasing butterflies
Bing is so much better than Google guys!
Urban dictionary's top definition of 9gag
Here fishy fishy
kids these days...
MRW the neighbour knocks on the bedroom wall because of the noise
True artists follow no rules
I sense a faint smell of...
Mi papa tiene 47 anos!
Anime was spawned from Stalin and Hitler
To bad they don't see me coming at this speed...
What muslims think, when they hear the co-pilot did crash the plane on purpose.
The best restaurant name.
I'm going to hell because of this
When the people ask me for directions
The Hollow Man
Show and tell is different in Russia
It's different, cause.. uh..
Slap a Dallas Cowboys sticker on her and she'll suck even more
sitting on a dildo 2.0
Easy way to check online if your credit card info has been stolen
You can tell by his mustache
/k/ tutorials are best tutorials
Did a little jogging
He has a point
"Carefull, it's my first time"
Freddy vs Jason
I'm so sexy
Death by Snu Snu
Found on google maps, calling police.
Wow, wiping the windshield is so difficult!
Life before google maps
US. in a nutshell
Timorous vs reckless children
Drunk. Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section
I always wanted a jew-free workplace
Raising a spider ain't easy either, though
Do you see what I've seen?
Well? Do you?
This man is...
After Seth Macfarlane made the Chris Brown and Rihanna joke there was one man clapping
Internet has ruined me
Um.. good job Pampers
You Guys Smell Something?
Check 'Em ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)