I found God
25,046 Karma Hunter
Ok, I will.
Stop at the same store every morning and forgot my change yesterday so they set it aside for me. I think I need to cut down on the lottery tickets and energy drinks.
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Huckleberry is on top of his game.
Maybe I will one day
I found the key to life in a review for headphones.
1 nanosecond after he saw a cat
Demonstrate what exactly?
My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.
This bar obviously owns a cat
My brother just had a tumor removed from his salivary gland. This is the first picture I get from my Dad.
Highway sign in Boston
Dun nu... dun nu... dun nu...
Dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them!
Never knew you could look the type...
But wait...is Annie OK? Is she OK???
You never know when duty calls
Skinny doesn't taste as good as eating an entire thing of Orange Milanos by yourself at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.
School is starting
I'll walk through your picture, I don't give a ***
Plastic Surgery Barbie
this is how debates go, right?
Got any Jell-O Pudding, Brother?
A worthy opponent.
Will Smith looks like Uncle Phil's stunt double.
Coke Zero Battle Cry
Fleet, Wood, Mac n Charlie
Come shop at Suqma
Bear vs. Inhabited
When cooking pasta suddenly becomes the cookie monster.
Don't bother emailing this guy
Gonna take pollution down to zero
At least they got it right
"All Star" translated to Aramaic and back into English
At olive garden, we're all family
One of those fights
my dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights
Sitting in my immunology class when...
Sincerely, Capital Letters
For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month
A story behind every sign
time to go
A grandma on Amazon wrote a review on how much she loves her new ski mask, that keeps her warm at night.
Ravioli ravioli get me out of this shipioli
Wrong gutter, Penny
Never felt so guilty
Enjoy some OC, fresh out the oven
When the roast hits a lil too close to home
Oh shit! I appear to have...
I'm not that bad...
Should have planned that better!
I find my shirt “relatively” funny
Pistachio for the win
I want to get my hair cut but am going to reconsider
You got cobbed.
Well played, red font.
This is Sienna. She is lovingly known as “Little Miss Resting *** Face.”
Satan spawned all 3
This is more true than funny
When you've had to much alcohol at the bar...
Garth got game...
This sign at a local gun range.
This sign in the bathroom at work.
Me at any restaurant
CTRCL+C, CTRL+ V
The relationship between your degree and your field of work
When Vegans Go Hunting
This checklist on a white board for an apartment inspection.
Asked my husband to take a picture of us on our wedding night. This was his only picture.
5 Gb worth
Proud dead guy
“The greatest generation”
Rules for car adventures
Need to hold it in a bit longer..!