I’d pick him

Jesus does as he pleases

My brother bought this in Moscow last week...

heh

Sir, can I have your ticket? Well, you see sir, the sign says...

Cap says, "No collusion!"

When u don't know how to draw bodies

Paul Rudd in Parks and Rec was a god send.

Immortal

Oof

Bought 2 Lifesavers at CVS and the receipt was almost as long as my truck bed

This is how heart attacks happen.

*pours my 6th drink*

Anon's first day at his new job

Then stop when you hear a “thunk”.

Big Oof

This taxi driver looks kinda familiar..

Not super loud

My husband is real mature. Couldn't leave the Crayola Experience without naming his own color. Payton is my moms dog that will hump literally anything.

so professional

Feelsbadman

Every day problem

Kickin' it old skool

Excuse me?

generation

I am done!

hey you looked at me funny

Whoever wrote this in the pub is a legend.

Eat the kids first. Old but still gold

mama mia

Well... Technically he's correct

Anon likes bananas

**slaps velvet blanket**

We gotta do something about the metal seat belt clips too...

Great advertisement

Summertime humor

Stupid sexy Vader

My grandma likes this picture of my brother and me on her fridge, but isn't particularly fond of my ex

Worst photographer in the world.

Best hotel ever

Got a great deal on a wormhole on Amazon Prime.

BUY IT, BUY IT NOW

You know you can all hear it in your head

My friend bought this painting at a thrift store.

Double Oof

Touché, bottle

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Your mother and I have been meaning to tell you this for a while... You're not a Penguin."

Anon is a porn actor

Finding Aquaman Poster

Simpsons in 4K

A Good Night’s Rest

So... you were saying something about switching to a cheaper brand of cat food?

Don't have an emergency.

:notlikethis:

"Lavabit in pace."

Patrick the Star Goals

Oh no not again

Uncovered footage of Lord_ during his previous visit to McDonald's

it figured out the pawsword

Probably high odds of this happening

And this is how you get your car, carpet-bombed with birdshit

Imaginations vs Reality

It’s amazing how accurate they were about gaming in the future

The Joker’s true origin

The likeness is uncanny

Don’t Make Me Make Him Turn This Car Around

This office chair

No Timmy, bad Timmy

100 years of bean

A prank I can get behind

This bad boy can fit so fuᶜᵏing many Immeasurable disappointments and ruined days.

Wah

Ofputin

@Taine stop sending me pics like this

Doggy Is Just Protecting His Family From Harm.

Has this become a thing yet?

The local Walmart gets me.

Best vet signs ever

Let them smash

I call dibs

Soylent Green?

My German Shepherd dog is afraid of thunder and lightning.

Well I’ll be damned...

Dude, we need to talk.

When you need more experience to get a job, but you need job for experience

That worked for a moment.

Passed by this tree, had to stop to get a photo

"You ***ing saw him touch the plate! What is WRONG with you?!"

Saw this on twitter.

Absolute shit

When puberty hits you like a truck...

Have you considered naming the fish “Dog?”

The nuns are horrified!

Aw man! I’m so lonely!

Roommate pointed out my gf’s knee tape make it look like she’s got a giant dong

But, but minnie...

Instant fiddle expert

Picasso was a whacky guy

Types of Sex