The pest control salesman left his card in a spiderweb on my porch.

I got sick of a hotel asking me to do their survey, so I filled it out complaining about my room being haunted. This was their response

Enjoy some shitty "OC"

Makes me wanna cry

Hai

Remote control

Will overclocking destroy my CPU?

I spoke to Thanos...

heh

pls dont

Willem Dafoe is a national treasure

Bamboozle of the highest degree

Oops, wrong wormhole.

Judas' greatest crime was not respecting personal space.

The power of thin mint cookies

I’m scared

Coming soon

Well then let’s just call off that impeachment...

No One Was More Surprised Than Penny, In The Form Her Patronus Took

כן

Can we watch a movie in class?

Philadelphia is Wild.

Gotta love Terry Crews

Seagull

Found in my AP Psych Textbook

Actual human

Yummy Sky Raisins

Hoarding Level: Pro

SO MY PARENTS!! xD

The face of a cold blooded killer.

Hey.. uh you dropped your phone.

Best thing I have seen all day

You G O T T A

wholesome

Who needs an umbrella...

Signage in my hotel bathroom in Melbourne

the last infinity war meme

life 2

FOR THE EMPEROR!

lmaoao im dead

Look at that smug ass face

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What the actual *** Jennifer

Left beef none sauce

Pretty much my day

Crossing the language barrier creatively !

Please. Stop.

The disrespect

I'd like to see you try!

Leadership and Courage...

“Ask them politely but firmly to leave”-hank hill

So many hoodies lost

For anyone wondering why I was laughing my ass off in the middle of the supermarket

I believe them then.

I’d pick him

Jesus does as he pleases

My brother bought this in Moscow last week...

heh

Sir, can I have your ticket? Well, you see sir, the sign says...

Cap says, "No collusion!"

When u don't know how to draw bodies

Paul Rudd in Parks and Rec was a god send.

Immortal

Oof

Bought 2 Lifesavers at CVS and the receipt was almost as long as my truck bed

This is how heart attacks happen.

*pours my 6th drink*

Anon's first day at his new job

Then stop when you hear a “thunk”.

Big Oof

This taxi driver looks kinda familiar..

Not super loud

My husband is real mature. Couldn't leave the Crayola Experience without naming his own color. Payton is my moms dog that will hump literally anything.

so professional

Feelsbadman

Every day problem

Kickin' it old skool

Excuse me?

generation

I am done!

hey you looked at me funny

Whoever wrote this in the pub is a legend.

Eat the kids first. Old but still gold

mama mia

Well... Technically he's correct

Anon likes bananas

**slaps velvet blanket**

We gotta do something about the metal seat belt clips too...

Great advertisement

Summertime humor

Stupid sexy Vader

My grandma likes this picture of my brother and me on her fridge, but isn't particularly fond of my ex

Worst photographer in the world.

Best hotel ever

Got a great deal on a wormhole on Amazon Prime.

BUY IT, BUY IT NOW

You know you can all hear it in your head

My friend bought this painting at a thrift store.

Double Oof

Touché, bottle