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still got that
Ultimate dadjoke T-shirt from thrift store
wel hello there...
Try again Daniel-san
Your move, hackers.
After going to the hairdresser
Give that man a cookie.
Saw this car while on campus...
250$ an hour what would you be ready to do?
Dog: I do not trust my travel agent.
When you finish a paper at 5 am.
People testing their GTX 970 right now
When my former student says he wants to start cooking meth
Would buy that toy
Hmmm interesting, I'll let you know
Best Valentines day cards ever.
MFW it actually kinda works.
Just another day on Yik Yak
If you dont get it you failed at evolution
In Soviet Russia Nike discourages you
so it's a threesome?
Finally did it!
Because getting dressed to go to Walmart is SO hard
this morning's edition of "what's in the elevator?"
it's a hard knock life
It totally was
Graphical representation of LinkedIn accounts
well thanks for the heads up
I have an iPhone though...
"friends" be like "i didnt have your number, thats all"
Everyone in the Northeast tonight
Hospital T-Rex has a reminder for you.
No cookies for you!
When your friend announces he's getting engaged to his cheating girlfriend
the pleasure is all mine benefical cucumber
Deal with it, you shall
Major Spoiler incoming
If Tumblr ruled the world
Flash Photo Joke
good b*tch have a cookie!
That's my dawg
B*tch u better stfu
"I'd take a child porn charge to have a luscious beard and mustache"
seems fair to me
anon does drugs
Who would've known?
Why Dutch shouldn't be translated to English
Moar for the orgy
With Disney owning Marvel and Lucasfilm, this IS possible.
as a grown man... I'm terrified
We're going to DDoS their pages. That'll make them stop.
Girlfriend for the prom... Check
A typical Scandinavian knife rack
Just in case they forgot.
Introducing: Mom Jokes
I'm a skinny insomniac so this doesn't affect me
No one likes the new velociraptor at the office .. I wonder why he is quite friendly
Okay, time to buy a lottery ticket
What would a teenager NOT do in this situation?
Can only pay for one college tuition. Start.
8 out of 10 women agree: trying to dislocate your jaw really hurts
facebook gets reel mad
well sorry eh
She Doesn't Need No Bathroom
Would be fun to actually test this on some Tumblr Blogs
JUST GRAB IT!!!
This man likes to live dangerously
shots have been fired
When my GF wakes up in a crazy mood
No one is safe
Everybody knows that God is a mallard
Bille Nye knows it all
Biggest pear ever!
Too much math for me.
Stages of Sex
Muslim meetings are mindblowing... and bodyblowing.
Best response to Moot stepping down
Gandalf the Fey