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When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
I blame the public education system.
Watch out USA.
When gf takes her bra off
When my Mjölnir messes with me
And I'm learning Thai...
if he was a real japanese he would've had 4 arms
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
A place for HDL-Con
Super hot Halloween costumes
Terms and Conditions
For those wondering.
The bar is not for the weak of mind
First woman in space
after she has seen my pokemon collection
Parents are getting a new dog, and Dad wanted name suggestions. He got me.
Trying to be a part of conversations like
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
Back to the friendzone
Good guy Santa
95% of car thefts end in a chase...
When you know you're hitting it tonight
Obese raccoon doesn't like competition
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
Happens All The Time
Imagine, if you will, a cavern...
When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping
how to ward off jehovas witnesses 101
Looks like she hit rock bottom
To all rebels out there
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
That'll be 45$ please
It's all a matter of perspective.
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
stabbin trees is a sign of manliness
How should anon suicide?
Those b*tches didn't see mah trap card
Ah, now we know...
She been "training"
That sick f*ck.
After not fapping for a couple of weeks..
you'll be hobo food
It's the only logical explanation
Rushing low-level dungeons
It's just not the same as it used to be...
These Hoes aint loyal
He is the favorite son
That Verizon guy has got some sass....
Just chollo things
Time to dive into these spread sheets
I am the snake in the boot
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
Getting old but still looking young
The actor who played character called The mountain in Game of Thrones just posted this on twitter
MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.
Hmm chemistry could be interesting this year
u w0t m8?
Are you down with the clown?
Classy as f*ck
Monthy Python & Fallout
Majestic as f*ck
I'm Scruffy. The janitor.
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
Brutal as toast
When I unzip in public
running around my fat friends
When one door shuts, another one opens
I think it means pounding.
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.
/pol/ learns Somali