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Wear two glasses to appreciate that your daughter has now become a focused young man
Homosexuals are gay.
Give it back !
cant seem to let it go
Majestic as fuck
mid or feed
here you go, dear
Because it's a cell wall
Where Were You Between 4 and 6?
When will then be now?
She says she's on the pill
stabbin trees is a sign of manliness
He is the favorite son
She told me to . . .
How to leaf blower 101
No this is Patrick
When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?
These Hoes aint loyal
You had one job, Gallbladder!
Denmark's ban on bestiality
You've got the AIDS
It's just not the same as it used to be...
Cockadoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Beating rock with a pair of scissors.
How can you!?
Dildos cost less than you think
"What time do you have to be at the daycare tomorrow?"
It's the only logical explanation
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
The Magic Horse
Who's the captain?
The bar is not for the weak of mind
What the hell am I doing with my life!? Must get shit back together and be a cat..
Back to the friendzone
Just what I wanted.
Choke a bitch? Anyone?
Please dont be this guy
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
Real reason behind Dutch liberalism
Tom Hanks has it all
Monthy Python & Fallout
Classy as f*ck
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
Trying to hide acne with make up
Well formed XML
halls gotta chill
Getting into Firefox' private mode after work
Why isn't she cooking?
Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life
When one door shuts, another one opens
Ah, now we know...
Meanwhile in Rush Hour
Some things never change..
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
You're too slow
PornHub tells great stories
Stop the Internet, I want to get off.
Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy
Are you down with the clown?
Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.
that pun though
future president 2102
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
When you know you're hitting it tonight
when ur in a parent teacher conference
Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL
Shit goes down in this bathroom
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...