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You had one job, Gallbladder!
Shaken, not stirred
I blame the public education system.
But can you at least act like it did?...
Sign in men's bathroom stall.
Toys r Us telling the truth
Deadpool vs spidey
My bike is a L2Gof*ckyourself
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
And the week of Mondays begin...
I wish i was this good
On the fridge at work
What cup is this?
/pol/ learns Somali
Adam and Eve were the first ones
Always remember to put your vehicle in park
I was not even gone for such a long time...
He is the favorite son
How should anon suicide?
Some things never change..
yo brew let me hit a couple of your marijuanas
He could have been the best trainee in the world
PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)
PornHub tells great stories
Dildos cost less than you think
Parents are getting a new dog, and Dad wanted name suggestions. He got me.
When you're running out of options...
worth the read, it will change how you see the world
How can you!?
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
When one door shuts, another one opens
When gf takes her bra off
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Majestic as f*ck
Short people are mean
You're beautiful with my pen*s
Day in China : They still have no idea I'm American
Something about names being misspelled.
It's that time of year to vacuum grandma again.
Terms and Conditions
The Irish Wristwatch
With the new movies coming out.. Thought I'd point this out.
I am the snake in the boot
Monthy Python & Fallout
I'm classy when drunk
The lergund of Zoldo: A Lonk to pasd
Elephants are filthy animals
Praise him with great praise!
Hes full of hot air.
Makes the ladies wet
Things you can say about your house but not your wife.
Are you down with the clown?
My life is complete
u w0t m8?
When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
Choke a b*tch? Anyone?
Give it back !
You're too slow
We'll... That escalated quickly.
Mr. Mittens revolution
Advice for the suicidal
Oculus Rift for hedgehogs
11/4 would watch
You always judge a book by its cover
The best comment on YouTube
Shaped by powerful women
It won't happen again you say?
Those feminists have gone too far
fire is not real
Work can be hard sometimes...
What do we say to ebola?
I'm going to just leave this here....and not come back for it. :l
Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy