Matrix: Home Edition

Let's stop the double standards, everyone.

Lonely dog is lonely

When I took my first driving lesson

Alphaness hit again

How to propely use a million dollar lazer.

"I'm too old for your sh*t snake"

The birth of two psychopathes

Wait for ittttttt... and you got it.

Way to go!

She's all in

Batman, coming through

No, I can do 3 at a time! Watch!

O.o

There are 2 types of people..

This happenes when my Friends get drunk...

Alpha as f*ck.

Are you a real man?

Good guy diablo

Who said dogs and mailmen couldn't get along?

Pointing...

Seems legit

Found this guy in a video, figured I'd cash him in for some internet points

Don't believe everything on the internet

Ohhh, that moment !

Heroic Journey

I have a new level of respect for Drake Bell

When I'm on vacation and I pass next to my school

Badass baby rocks!

Deaf people

...and then there's the guy that starts recording it.

When i get something for free

Ask Yahoo and it's delightful answers!

It's a kitten delivery machine

Food time!

Never blame auto-correct

Whatcha lookin' at?

Clever Bridgekeeper

Well ....

Amon you so funny

Doubt no more

Poor duck....

And i love college..

Scumbag Shaq

Kim Jong-Un observing his nuke test

That was silly

Dat ass was phat

Where's the Wind coming from?

The awesomeness

Sure you did

Jesus Knows The Answer.

American Dad cracks me up...

How woman can make you a millionaire

Indeed she is

But seriously good cutscenes!

Cats are ungrateful...

Ouch...

Too soon? Too real?

He has a point

German rage.

Really smokin'

A pair of superheroes help a man go to sleep.

Christian Bale

Ouch

We're waiting...

Don't you love people like this?

Northern California for you..

English class

Good girl OAG.

Just sayin'

Me, about 2/3 the time on HUGELOL

WHAT THE ACTUAl f*ck!!!

Still doing it

Every time..

Wow What a Burn

Just Ryze

Head Hoppin

How screwed would you be?

Jennifer Lawrence trolling her co-star..

How guys will use Google Glasses.

When I try to fight someone :)

So that's how they make swiss cheese.

The ear bone is connected to the rib bone!

Jimmy Kimmel gets Kobe!

I would love this...

Thank god I found him last year

Everything.

Skateboarding is dangerous!

When a girl says hi to you

Boy, that escalated quickly

Say what?

Social experiments are fun.

Thor is pissed...

Awww!

Concerned

Secondhand smoking

Dafaq!!!

Lemme help you to get a healthy sleep.

Everyday on tumblr

Hipsters....