jhazel93 · 2 points ·
This is my hometown, Sitka, Alaska. Close enough though.

jhazel93 · 6 points ·
That's how I've dressed for years...

jhazel93 · 1 points ·
Dude's name is Porky Bickar. He did it in the late 80's I think. The volcano is Mount Edgecumbe. I live in Sitka, Ak it was like the coolest thing that ever happened here.

jhazel93 · 5 points ·
I'm so done with people saying they're so done.

jhazel93 · 32 points ·
Just like my first time. Started out great, then something went wrong and all this sudden I'm ***ing my own face.

jhazel93 · 5 points ·
Strangest of boners, I have.

jhazel93 · 3 points ·
How the actual *** would this happen? Did the whole bulbous glass part go through his cheek?

jhazel93 · 10 points ·
You need to read these in Sean Connery's voice for full effect.

jhazel93 · 0 points ·
It was an snl skit.

jhazel93 · 18 points ·
Why....would you make this? I'm not gonna sleep for a week.


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