I let my parrot do all my banking.

Win, win

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Touché

Natural gas leak

Relationship with the motion sensor light in the toilet

Kitten's sudden realization

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I see what you did there..

This belongs here

kid these day

Luke - i'm yo shuggah daddy

Get out

When my friend hooks up with a hot girl

Yeah, no. Don't do that.

Damn you faceswap! XD

Black Magic

Wtf did i just see?

Well, that wasn't useful

slip it into

DO IT FGT

Mom says someday I'll become a beatufil butterfly

story of my life

Denied!

Not Today

Perfection!

How a bean plant finds support

Just Tumblr

Surprise kiddo!

Close enough!

When boys compilation

Wise Man...

I love this.

The Dark Nut

Just keep scrolling. It will be done soon.

oh yeah....

Oh Kelly...

IT'S MIIIINE!.. Nope

Dafuq, man?

i can't help but laugh #yolo

Perfectly normal reaction

seems legit

What a Dreamboy!

better back up ***

we're free!

dirty talk

I found the white guy

if you can't beat em...

I can't help it

Joker Goes Deep!

Pope C3PO

Plot twist.

Digglets Body Revealed

They say you are what you eat..

This bothered me

if a friend doesnt agree with you.. eat them.

Being the 3rd wheel...

exactly

so that's what he shouted

Just riding around with unloaded rifles...

Movies that can be described with the same sentence

That is one good description of what he would do

Batractor... FIXED!

Saw this at a local gun show. Seems legit.

what what! what! what!

Oh the Irony. Translation: Austria. Here we are doing well

Deep sea

Shut the *** up, Carl.

some people are so lazy...

I laughed way more than I should

As a hugeloller I can relate to this.

Sniffle

well..

Tetris magic

The nastiest porn I've ever seen

Sexy Beast

One of the bugs in GTA5

howard you mad c*nt

we all have that one friend XD

dafuq?

When you post something positive about dogs

Done with finals

Happy Man

Cassonetto Stupro

You are satan!

Video Game Logic

Murican horror story

Google, get your sh*t together...

Playing in leaves

When they see me browsing ***

My posts just suck...

Adult Pleasures

And we never saw that shark again...

What you did. It's there. And I see it.

My whole life was a lie

Ellen Compilation

Try to teach this to a cat ...

Hitlerious

Muniz Hotspot

Just soaping my weasel.. nothing special