giving bad news cards

after 2 days on tumblr, i can confirm they are on drugs

When I'm watching a movie with friends and they won't shut up

ANCHOVIES!!!!

live hard, christmas harder

Whelp... Nailed that one.

Merry Christmas from the fake sign language guy!

"Plop"

worst nightmare

Thats one messed up country

Yum

Ash aint the smartest kid on the block

"That's racist!"

today will be the day capt jack sparrow is finally caught

Chris Rock on animated films

That twist

That feel when...

Become the douche

Bro this cookie tastes funny maaaaaaaan

How to do a perfect robbery

Sshh no tears... only swag now.

One does not simply return to his human form

Just be thankful

Get your shit together.

Plot twist

OP`s snowman

He wasnt lying

I love you granny

Police Discretion

such confused

good ol' windows

Miguel! Fire this man!

Jesse quit his addiction for meth and now has the need for speed

Breaking news the harry potter fandom going insane

Set your guns to kill. Shots fired.

Ummmm

It's a little rainy in Nopeland

Bad children get coal

*** pluto!!

Aint noone gonna take my pressies

Jayden took it to the streets

Suffocation, too greasy, I thought I told them to make this extra cheesy.

to all of hugelol, merry Christmas

I can barely make a perfect snowball...

Whos Russia?

Wouldn't want to get sued

Not Suspicious at all.

what just happened?

It happens to most

It's funny cause he was a dwarf

I didn't know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

It was weird asking for the gifts, but it was so worth it

Obama actually did this.

It's no longer a matter of levels

one good deed at a time

math puns

Is that yaoi?

ohh happy day

Ouch...

Restart from the last checkpont?

Canadian Breaking Bad

told you!

Unpredictable Butt Cracker

It's an Order.

they're still super moist

"I'm not anti- black, I'm pro- white"

AK47 FTW

genuises at work

U.S

What the hell is going on there?

Their school let kids kill eachother?

A CATerpillar

I have nowhere else to go

wow such statistic

I think I might have a drinking problem.

Ugh I really like wish someone would like adopt me

Pawn Stars Burn

Actually the worst punishment.

Dafaq?

YES!!!!

hey Kevin

this is cat astrophic, duck him

It's when japanese women like lots of mayo.

Plot Twist: ʇsıʍʇ ʇoןd

yum yum yum!

When you think it's over

Some turbo shitting going on here

Perhaps the ACTUAL footage?

I cannot smile In Pictures either.

My sexual orientation!

so i tried tumblr today, this is the first i saw o.O

And they want "gender equality"

Sin for Jesus!

Burrrn!

Hello friends, I am here.

tumblr learning you stuff

Oh my god fresh vegetables, run

Babies are just scared.

I suppose she's oblivious to the fact that she looks stupider than he does.

A normal day in Australia