Hi, I'm Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Welcome to "Jackass"

Those sneaky white people.

now i am going to prove im a man

white people get things done faster

.

admit it.

Nice try indeed and always on a saturday nonetheless!

Made in Germany

World Cup will be over like a Blitz

#nofilter

On that day mankind received a grim reminder, we lived in fear of high cholesterol

Contemporary creators

Long but worth it.

It's like Playing watchdog on a subway

Ignorance is bliss

Damm you memorial day...

the only reason we need feminism this day and age

More like 32D

(NO COMMENT)

everybody needs one.

opened a door for a girl,didn't even get a blowjob.....

Watch_Doges

American Logic.

the life of a man can get hard sometimes

other trainers hate him! lose weight in just 2 seconds!

swag 101

HUGELOL lately

She will BEE fine anyway

This disease is known as: "girl with ham in the face"

Have you ever been so fresh?

Stupid Question=Stupid Answer.

This is Sparta/Scotland!

But can you hide crossbows behind auto-tune?

It's almost suppertime.

Make a dumb ad. Go viral.

OP loves turning him on

It's just another stage she's going through

Oh, Fallon.

*perspective intensifies

Money is tight.

When I see a camera.

I would have.

This guy is going places

Look behind...

Touché

Thanks . . .Dad.

better late than pregnant

(ಥ﹏ಥ) Sorry I wasted your precious time

The D is silent.

Crash and burn

We know shit

How to get a job at starbucks

100% accurate gif of how i flirt

That's sexist

what if i'm a duckling

Do she got a booty ?

that's hella funny

I don't know what I expected...

The things I do for love

Lord Baelishzoned

what i imagine people with 500k+ karma looks like

I know where not go for surgery.

When 'lady-killers' are actually just gay

When visit the fresh page

I'm not racist, but..

omg no dad

el hangovero

Okay die.....

The moral high ground is an excellent place to aim your mortar at

never trust a fart

Do you even?

good guy pizza hut,better call incase he choked on the last pizza order

Good idea, no more questions!

I hear Klingon blood does the trick.

never trust pythons

Burn in hell

When it's winter and your balls are freezing.

I blame the lag.

When you play the GoT, you win or you get recasted

Breaking up isn't so hard...

started from the engine and now we're here.

From Top Secret! one of the funniest films ever (sauce in comments)

***es be like : i dunno why Batman is after me

How to keep getting sex after splitting up

Frank trows the best parties

we cool, bro

Goodbye world

When my post reaches front

Tell 'em dead boi

"Oh boy, can i ?" Kurt Cobain

Be aware of the chair

Potter Senpai

Dog Lunch

Oh Flanders.

They didn't think this through when creating this poster.

Behind every headline there is a story. I want to know this one

Just too accurate

If girls used pick up lines.

Medieval party people

Scarecrow you're going down!