I know which "pumpkin" I want...

the dough of life

add a caption

Dickbutt has made it to the big time!

*** i'm gonna slap you

Baby Eating FTW

Oh my innocent sweet summer child

What kind of sorcery is this?

In a perfect world...

The picture says it all

... Dont we all?

Enjoy the small things in life

pretty much

Sometimes bugs and things get into electrical panels. We didn't expect to see this though...

Getting told you're "Too old for a kids menu" at McDonalds

Bull ***ing shit, Siri

Swoosh rhymes with douche

nature is gay

Satan's son

Hey

Talosdammit tyrone!

The DK crew isn't what is use to be...

MRW when a feminazi yells rape for looking at her

Sound advice.

Yeah, he's really enjoying that book

me in college

Gettin' real tired of your shit

Taste the crayon

*** told me it was a costume party

Reon the purofessionaru

So this girl run in the field to touch players butts

in case you were wondering

This is why the rock is awesome.

frecklefart

worth the read, it will change how you see the world

Found under a Pink Floyd video

Always remember to put your vehicle in park

Elephants are filthy animals

Found this gem on Is It Normal

This street sign is very appropriate, given the situation.

iCloud

College be Like

The lergund of Zoldo: A Lonk to pasd

Shaped by powerful women

The Creepiest Board Game.

How could you Amy

Inspirational

You're beautiful with my penis

she's more talented, unlike him, she can handle more than six balls at once.

There's always this mother ***er with his acoustic guitar

That feeling when you're not alone

Stealthmode activated

You always judge a book by its cover

Everything is.. if you're brave enough

Worst.Halloween.Costume.Ever.

Dang, i should be president of the world then.

When you're running out of options...

F... you Ben!

hoobidybooddiybabadoo.

I was not even gone for such a long time...

This one cares not for Talos...

Dad's Halloween costume

MRW they suggest me a book about feminism.

Mindblown

Or Londonian

We'll... That escalated quickly.

11/4 would watch

Sean Astin on Lord of the Rings sword fighting

How to troll your mates 101

We are missing an important event from 1970

Netflix has a deep understanding of its userbase.

Flawless, simply flawless

men are all the same

Die hard 6 looks disappointing

The Irish Wristwatch

Horoscope

Sign in men's bathroom stall.

Only in New Zealand

the earth

Let's be real

Smart advertising

Work can be hard sometimes...

*Wink*

On the fridge at work

Praise him with great praise!

My life is complete

Bill Hader talks about when he went to audition for SNL and met Andy Samberg

Favorite modern family scene

Minorities Run the Country

Ah

clock-face

Hes full of hot air.

Yeah..WHY??

Who's your daddy

Bad Luck Boba

NASA=Thalmor

Yang Yajuan's take on life

douchebag death

This US Weekly headline would also work for an in depth report on North Korea

Part 3 and final of the Skyrim endgames!