Im pregnant. My dog-owner friends without kids brag about how awesome is having dogs instead of kids, this is the birthday card they gave me...

When you do not qualify for the position but you still got the job

"why the *** are you on my property?"

just Russian students trying to get the number 55

That's one way to get the Balloon Fiesta started

My grandma would turn over in her grave if she saw this

Betty White is awesome

Some serious /k/ommandos

Essential foreign swear words

facts

Horror film

huehuehue

Ladies and gentlemen, Katie Hopkins.

Souls-Like

That Damn Smile

My wife sent this to me

wait who is this man

Styles and Shapes of European Speed Bumps

Was at the VA Hospital today when I ran into this guy and his shirt.

Their feet can barely touch the pedals...cut them some slack

When life gives you lemon, make orange juice

National Coming Out Day

1..2..3.. go... hmm something is wrong..

so cute

Free wifi for passengers

smash

Anon likes the pink

There's nothing less sexy..

What is a job?

hue

Can't lose

Work work!

Go get 'em boy

youtube hypocrisy smh

Can relate.

True...........

"Women's rights activist"

Not everything is a scam

"Take a photo for me" Boyfriend:"OK"

Mad lad

R&M original fanbase

My girlfriend in a nut shell

Anon tries to be nice

Damn liberals always trying to take away my right to racoon arms

Ironic

Poetry at it’s finest!

I shouldn't have fed that one duck yesterday

Awesome...miracle

When you rock out...

The flat earth society has members all around the globe

This Dad is smart and supportive

Bo Burnham on taking advice from celebrities

i watch it for the drama

The guys are going quackers over my titty heart.

You can't fool me

There's magic all around us.

The hard truth

revenge is a dishbest served cold

Ive started to export my new mix tapes

My parents dog really doesn't like snow.

Looks like Guy Fierie likes hanging out at the Judge Mathis show on his down time.

lmao who did this cryinglaughingemoji

Nobody expects

checkmate!

I was exhausted and asked my brother if he could do me a favor and make me my lunch for work. When I opened my lunchbox the next day this is what I saw.

When the whipper-snappers come across an old-school relic.

Hiding in plain sight - perfect!

My son protesting school pictures.

Good thing I had extra ingredients

Flat Death Star Society

Custom cannot identify these girls who are on their way back to China after having plastic surgery in Korea

Not sure I can hang...

Mission accomplished, I guess...

They're not having it at this field

This must be true love.

ATM phishing attack

temptress

Nein droppen

When you had one too many hot wings.

Innocent horse

я люблю свою страну

Title of my post

sunny day

I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

"A young trebuchet grazing, to grow big and strong, capable of throwing 90kg stones 300m away"

Inevitability.

Just nonchalantly chilling in my impenetrable banana fortress...

We found a home for a stray kitten we picked up last week. My friend is not adjusting to him leaving her apartment very well.

Going to post memes on hugelol like usual duh

Did a double take while watching the George Harrison documentary on Netflix - pretty sure that is the International Man of Mystery sitting right there next to Ringo...

Mario didn't get away just yet

spoop

lets end thus

I’m sorry... I.. I just didn’t know.

So Many People Would Never be Able to Use the Internet Again...

Liquor store serving up some solid life advice

"Why did you screenshot this?"

Real subtle, Google

Client brief vs client budget

Foot pets