Great name for an author! No wonder she has sold over a million books

Pass those wings

My father went to Knott’s berry farm and this was the only picture he sent.

haha

Every guy who’s had a girlfriend has been through this

Colorado's silhouette doesn't have the same recognizability as other states

The funniest line in Stanger Things.

Be sure to pay attention when grabbing cream cheese this holiday season.

You had one job, Whole Foods sign maker.

Banks hate this man!

Some designer at Apt. 9 is a low-key Star Trek fan.

Every November

Retail in a nutshell

With all the recent Hollywood events..

Dating in 2017

One Xbox one X box

THE GOD

I think my friends cat thinks hes human..

Probably the most perfect face swap ever

Just sent this digital gift card to my brother... thanks Amazon!

Lakes

old, succesfull meme + new meme format = karma?

My son is basically a potato with hands and doesn't smile yet, but he does do this...

snip snap

Barbie has some other uses

Something went wrong..

Pennywise found my weakness.

So this is what Jo-posting feels like

Lit

ｎｏ　ｍａｎ

when she finally shows bobs

roundabout

My cat was not ready for Dinovember

So Orlando Bloom uploaded this on his verified Facebook Page.

ye s

Animal

Provide him with toilet paper

gay ppl have bonus rights

*screams in freedom*

I got my twin brother a card for his birthday.

How TF am I supposed to poop?

It's time to shitpost

S stands for SWAMP

Figured we needed an update

Nibba

Remember, remember the Vth of November.

Cracky

All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names....... So the other reindeer had a little accident.

Got the butthole all ready to go.

When it’s November and someone tells me to have a Merry Christmas.

Kra kra

Kevin Spacey's reputation...

Playful kitty

My friend's engagement photo they sent out. Seems legit.what do you think

Well-Designed

This malaysian shampoo ad is ridiculous

There is no other option

Overdrive

Me every single day.

Do not board!

I rarely use any Instagram effects but sometimes I find that a subtle use of tilt-shift really draws your eyes in to focus on the main subject of the photo.

If life gives you lemons, hey, free lemons!

Michael Scott: Train Conductor

Fam

spooky season ain't over

       

Worst thing in the world

*sweating*

Shaq makes the water bottle look like it's kid size.

Post

thats true

Zach Galifinakis at a gift card shop

The apocalypse is off

Dualistic Daniel

Would have been $40k with books

My friend's tattoo. When asked "what does that mean?" He replies, "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese." That is literally what it means.

Cut my knife into pieces.

Another fine job by my local Department of Public Works.

Wedding season has me like....

need that button

Finally! A true side-by-side comparison of how much house I can afford living here in Indiana compared to California, my home state.

My niece's door, kid cracks me up.

A good question

Just a matter of time

Saw this homeless guy with chain mail armor made of can tabs.

A horrible thing to witness

>tfw you're Kevin right now

Only in the 90's......

When a friend sends you a packet.

I am sure this tool still works with Windows 10

When you try to be something you’re not

Nintendo's ambulance

In an alternate reality...

Glorious...

Found this dog.. someone point me in the right direction.

Like Other Girls

Dog on dog

How do you like them apples?

Max effort

When u get no sauce