This was on both restroom doors at a bar I went to last night.

Google got bling

She’s behind me.. Isn’t she..

How Bill Burr opened a Swedish talk show

Maybe better placement next time?

Not who she was expecting!

Battle of the bulge

What a great price

This charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame

The first victim of AI

The T-Mobile CEO looks like Lord Farquaad

No kidding

With great wisdom comes great regret

When you say 'Netflix n chill' but it's 5 years later and you've got 4 kids

The Five Steps

Probably old school catholic

Change Over Time

I choose you...Bulbasaur

You've been served

Instagram vs real life

Master of trolling.... and destruction

When you ask if she's ready and she replies "aye aye captain"

Its enough internet for today

Different types of phone call duration

Gangsta Pooh

[nervous laughter]

When I tell my girl I'll change for her

Found this at a mechanic repair shop.

How to pose for first ever picture with your parents

Never trust a popsicle

Perfect for storytime

Summoning the devil on hard difficulty

Now THATS an artist

Neighbors have loud sex. Call them out with WiFi network. They respond. Hilarity ensues.

I mean, you gotta have that one extra slot for a spare builder

Ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Gotta buy this.

Memes

When the first thing you get in a rpg is a badass helmet

This is how I made/lost friends in grade school!

haha totes

Historic sh!tposting

Every middle aged man's Facebook photo

All the freaking time!

When it's almost pumpkin spice season and the girls be waiting with anticipation

Post MaLoan

I remember the school days just for fun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cats are savage, mate.

Quentin T

Please come back Duddy -25

Painful truth...

weebs are rewriting history

How to draw any animal 101

“Nothing to see here...” -Van

fuken sneakybois

Damn he's good

Neil deGrasse Tyson vs Pluto

Windows2oo1 Flashbacks - Credit: PoshMB

It do be that way

8 years without "come play my lord"

Start them young

Real Kebab

Note to self: avoid sunblock sticks

My kind of antivacc

Alphabetical coincidence bit this guy in the ass

This was the moment I told my daughter the whale was going to close it's mouth.

why brain, why?

When you try to discipline your cat

This sad clown elevator phone man

Prelude of a civil war

If you keep a baseball bat

"Perfectly balanced" as all things should be.

It was prescribed by my doctor.

Cursed knowledge

Bruh....

Or your worst

"Mom said it's my turn to f*ck big sister"

Unity in Disconnectivity

Bring me Solo......

The biggest question in the universe

YOU SHALL NOT PASS WITHOUT PICKING ME UP!!!

When the world just makes sense...

My husband and in-laws wanted a family photo while I was in labor and having contractions

Друг back at it again

Opposite of walking into a glass door

Flex fans

Centaurs!

My husband lost in his fantasy football league last year... he finally did his penance last friday

Underwater photo of two bois of the good trying to get to the ball

Just reading the title brings a tear to my eye

When girls upload pictures like this, they gets thousands of likes, but when I do,,, everyone loses their minds

The Alpacalypse.

Does this make me look flat?

May they be glorified

Sums me up !

Our sound system wasn’t sounding right. Husband checked the subwoofer....

Cobra Chicken.

We miss you.

from Jay A - Jay Z