I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller I like to try and draw what they might look like. Here’s Barbara from today:

bebe goes poof

I would cry

Unemployed stuff to do list

Three ways of thinking

Please, move over.

Never trust a shart

Should’ve posted this on Palm Sunday.....

Wtf timmy

Unbreakable Windows.

Thank you, Tiger.

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wikipedia has no chill

Coffee Ground

The best clock I ever got

Monday mood!!!

anyone else feel like this?

IT’S SUMMERTIME KIDS

Someone Stop Disney

This lady knows.

Canadian Pok “eh” mon.

*unzips pants* oh shit here we go again

cursed_swap

Nothing to see here, officer!

Hmmm... Who will find the Easter egg I left here. It would be a dentist in disguise

Bad pun but still funny

I will try this at the office

It's nap time

What a great plot....

Dora has severe depression. This is not a joke.

A serious matter...

wait

XXX-box

Find the main character

The day has arrived.

when your mom asks wether you were in the kitchen last night eating shredded cheese

Still trying to Boldly Go

Sorry?

How bad is it Doc?

Nothing.

I’ll try my best!

cynthia savage

Max the cat

Repost this to spread

When watching GoT, it's a necessity

The language of the gods

Word

haha yes

sad life

Oooooo....spicy!

Mooom

Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

ancient meme

The seduction of knowledge

Savage doggo

PSA in comments

Boss said there are bear claws in the break room, thought he meant the donuts

God hates that kid

He deserves better

Miracles do happen

They abuncha scammers

I am so glad marketing directors don’t learn from the past

Tell em

Please guys I don’t want to be spoiled

Beat saber is an amazing game.

hmmm

Crank those clubs

Might be a repost, enjoy anyway

My legs are cramping

Let’s take a trip has a new meaning now

Helen Keller's cat

Change my mind!

Poor bird..

Anyone with me?

A p e s

It's the only thing I remember too

Every man ever

Ohmmmmmm

And that is a fact!

How to properly advertise for a graphic designer

2 reasons

This legend.

What is seen, can’t be unseen

IQ 100

What currency do they use in Cybertron?

Hey you, you're finally awake

Compilation of love notes to my family

Don’t spoil!!

Before he was Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds in 1983. Double denim, holding a dead fish, with his fly open.

A Life Lesson

Nothing unusual here

brain.exe has stopped working

The best sign!

Oh shit. ._.'

I miss phineas and ferb

This is why the babies are born without teeth

average hugelol user when they wake up in the morning

Shots fired

“This beat is sick”

Pizza so fresh...