Have you seen my cell phone?

Just because you can do something, doesnt mean you should

I never noticed the pattern at the bottom of Little Caesar's toga is just his initials.

My manager likes to put jokes on sale items when he gets bored!

Luckily she has some oxygen

He touched the butt

Ah shit here we go again

Don't watch this at work

Lloyd and Harry 25 years later

This mate got 5GB data for being player of the match!!!

whoopsiedoopsie

Beep beep boop

Denver right now

Hes not wrong

The Tinder date

Anon is wright

Fish net

Seven hells!

The Daycare

I eat shoes and how about you?

These modern societal rules are so confusing

My neighbor posted our updated highway signage in Texas this morning.

I hope my 7 year old meant 'wrapping'.

This cat rolled in edible glitter and it's an instant galaxy cat

So far 3 birds, 1 plane, and 2 helicopters have been fined for speeding.

Made a Hugelol Logo in Photoshop :)

[e m p t y t i t l e]

Always helps!

Someone pay this man

DiCaprio and Cruise

#BasketballsAreFlat society

This old 7-up advert

Aerodynamics of a cow

((((((((((((((((

still can't cite wikipedia

You will give it to us

Speed is key

Keep your wives safe from Gerry!

"Problem solved"

always relevant

accurate

It's all ned's fault

Hehehheheh yo

Post Nut Syndrome

>Not having an "open hatch" led light after $3bn

War zone

Everything the force touches, will one day be yours

Yoy can transfer from bus to metro directly here.

Perelta, what are you doing?

mother's love

All the maymays

Gotta go...

I want this house

Weird noodles

"Morpheus"

fuk off

The hard life of a banana...

Importance of Money

this put a smile on my face

Russian Yacht

Futurama is grossly underrated

Sarah has been uninvited.

Air tastes good

Sent a text to my grandparents, they were so happy they framed it!

can't get enough of that drone fetish

My whole life has lead up to this moment

Nevermore...

My girlfriends present to me for my birthday

Cornelius is the best GOT character.

a gaggle of Karens

Get em Ern

The correct procedure

First day of work vs a year after

What a goddess

Well planned my friend

No food allowed in the living room. No tablet allowed in the kitchen.

I saw my chance

ye boi

Someone as antisocial as myself.

A princess

This kid is some next level genius

This photographer catches pictures of dogs catching treats

Dog and 2 subwoofers

i before e except after wait, never mind

Found in my office building maintenance shop

Well done guys

Nobody: Teddy Roosevelt:

Good wuestion

What a crappy situation

A serial killer

This baby looks like a middle-aged russian man

Amber Alert on Sesame Street

scissors

Uh... good boye, I guess?

Common sense is dead

Wonder what the bears did

Finally, a working cure!

Shoot from the stars

oh no

I was walking home from CVS and the wind blew the receipt out of my hand