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Ok I'm not a bot... or am I ? Also, I'm kinda retarded. 
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Women are heat resistent
That goose is up to something
Few > Half of population
this plane is in danger
Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
This makes me feel uneasy
You can’t unsee it
If you hard
Completely different animals
Would have made a more efficient story tbh
way to ruin the fun
The Invention of the Fist Bump
Top morning routine 2019
Living in K-Mart
No nonsense coffee, you get what you order
Well i guess thats the real reason
Senpai VonB notice me UwU
You know, now that I think about it...
The stained glass window guy really didn't think this through
It’s about that time
Guys... I found her
Our friend got a Snorlax plush and we thought it looked like one of our other friends.
I should've taken better notes
My friends do a Tencious D cover band, look who crashed their show.
Stop judging me
Ladies... please... just hear me out
no dinner for you mr chong, i won my pups back fair and square
Edgar Allen Hoe
Just out birdie backpacking
i love chickens!
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys
Most epic day ever
I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.
I agree with Keanu
Mulvaney Killing Me
Already mastered katon and raiton
25+ Best Dead Inside
god is THICK
They just send him down a level
what is the downside?
Horseshoe crab costume
I called my wife a goob. She responded by messaging me the entire text of Hamlet. Took 20 minutes to complete and about 40% of my battery.
Colleague went away for 2 weeks
Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare
we did it
B I G sip
Eat a shit sandwich, weeb
The father of the true mastermind
The holes are to small!
That's American history right there
What's a tactical purse look like?
Most terrifying pumpkin ever
My husband thinks he’s funny.
Beards vs Mullets
A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class.
Change my Mind: Halloween edition
well now I'm not doing it
Cousins wore these on a cruise to embarrass their moms.
This label that was on my boxershort
New sign at my local liquor store.
life hack, all bangladeshi please read
Everyone has done this.
When clients dont pay for the resources used
Old phrase vs. new phrase
This is my friend... we call him pre-malone
D e f e n s e
Just enjoying the scenery
He is an alacol
Was happier before
My buddies brother is sick and this card was left for him by one of his class mates. Serious gold. This needs to be acknowledged.
Reality is often disappointing.
I thought it was funny...
Your mistakes don't control you
how do people leave their house EVERY day?
to all of you that claim J. K. Rowling is not a competent writer
*chuclles* i'm in danger
Anyone need some bagel seeds for breakfast?
pet pet pet
When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow
golden trashbag meme
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?