Plato's relationships

the dankest orientation

Damn, I wish that were me

As for a bubble tea in Sydney

Give me back my nipples

This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me

birb

Quarantine day 30:

My boyfriend spends his quarantine photoshopping our dog into our favorite album covers

The difference a cheese omelette can make

How thoughtful of them

Bandit is concerned with the number of walks going forward

title

Let’s see how you really feel.

text

I think I improved my office desk light a bit.

I planned to learn to rubix cube, haven’t had time to start.

this is so sad

Hamburger gonna bite your face off.

Poor Captain Tom...

Nibbering around

You cannot wander during lockdown, sir.

nice

Essentials

My phone will never die again

Found this on the park yesterday. I think this may have made me paranoid if I was stoned... but it made my day yesterday!

is butcheeks one word or should I spread them

I asked my boyfriend to join my Zoom meeting to critique my assignment presentation.

We've all been through a lot

Die werkzeug.

The fifth turtle

Ahh Home

Can I offer you this happy egg in these trying times?

yes

barts got a good point

There's still hope

brrrr

What’s your next travel destination

My 4 yo son reassembled my Keyboard after cleaning..

come on now

@Dez

Everyone seems to have photogenic cats and mines just here like:

The boys hanging tough

Car accident in Belgrade during quarantine

It's a pirates life for me

Jesus has been at it again

Hope I get to say this

Doctors take advantage of their time during the quarantine Simulated da Vinci painting The most famous dinner in the world

Meals of the Day

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

Don't get fooled

*honk*

Definitely this japanese style

The irony is off the scale

Whoops

After lockdown face !

it’s not just me, right?

Its better to have good stolen content than shitty oc

What

Nervous cadet reporting for duty.

Welp

Hello darkness my old friend

a dark knight

DOOM CROSSING: Eternal Horizons

Critical containment failure

*angry gordon ramsy noises*

My sister's window.

Covid-19 update from Her Majesty The Queen

Local town in Iowa got an updated sign...

Music brings people together

The new normal

99.99% effective

So, we need to talk about the amount of time you've spending around here...

How kids imagine cows

Attention, please!

Grandma recently passed away. She saved every picture/drawing we ever did from every grandchild in a folder for each of us to have when she died. Found this in mine lol.

My brain is a jerk

Life has become a game of PAC-Man

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID19. All dogs previously quarantined can now be released. In short, WHO let the dogs out.

Growing up is tough

Birdkenstocks

Korean mangonels without Shinkichon

I spilled some Miracle Grow last summer

Seen on a local church

I thought the personalized message was for the delivery driver not the airpods

we all know it

9.81 m/s2 of potential

With Land O Lakes no longer allowed to use the "Indian Maiden" as a trademark, Disney has an opportunity at a promotion scheme here.

Get a room!

When there’s trouble you know who to call.

Wholesome

At long last!

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

Chicago 2020

I broke my Simpsons shot glass

These dudes’ faces have Goldeneye N64 graphics

Half Life SFX posting #17

randomly popped into my head that this exists.

more roachposting

Rat in the Kitchen