I didn't choose the pole, the pole chose me...

I guess it wasn't just a one knight stand

sheer will

Ice getting carried

Although honestly humanity might self destruct with the way we’re destroying the environment and creating massive bombs

Upload

We now part ways with our homie

Truth

Today I learnt to speak mandarin!

Here is a little lesson in trickery

Oh shit what the ***

The CEO giveth

Why don't you make up your mind?

Do you feel off balance?

unwallable

Outstanding move…

This suburban ritual has transgressed with finesse.

They did nothing

Someone please be my friend

Stolen, just like indian land

“Grandpa what did you do in ww2” “Well, we pranked nazis”

It big mad

I’d see this as a win

Something we will never archieve

I used the COVID lockdown to write my manifesto...

wow this wallpaper is looking good

Imagine losing your virginity to a dog

one hundled billion dollals

I got 3 more in me before I cant post no more

Imagine asking him if he's mexican lmao

Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt Inception

löng (stölen)

Incredibly fitting

She needed Homer to remind her

We need more days in the weekend

chad does it again

I’m asking for directions, not for you to give me a pop quiz…

this is a true one

You can rest now, girl. I'll miss you.

K-On Season 2 predicts Avengers Infinity War's ending 9 years before it released

22 year gap rule

Soviet-Afghan war and Vietnam war explains it

Summer cycles

This is accurate af

Man why is he everywhere

'A girl?! Good thing we kept the balloon from last time'

They describing me

Well I’m like an Semi-Adult

Is birb

Yeah, this doing numbers

Hey check out my cow guys

Oh, China

Lasaganaga

God had other plans

I killed my friend in a duel and now his family is pressing charges... smh

Less fun I guess

First time making my own template, pls be gentle

your mother's dildo has arrived

To call it an underestimation is quite frankly an understatement

My wife agreed to help me test the Scoville heat rating for some chillies I bought. I doubt she will agree again.

Use nothing else but cat-dna.

both... both is bad

You cant see meme

All the advice we needed was in front of us the whole time…

Freud approves

Ouuuiiiii

What happened to mah nose

Short staff

I have some lays in the corner if you want.

Well, there are exceptions.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets

Rule34 is going places

Odo Nobonaga sieges Nagashima, May 1571

YT-Premium ads in a nutshell

Hey you, yes you. Come here for a sec

Rock on lil bro

It's always too short

hug me really tight

So many have fallen for nothing

German trenches were generally nicer

It's for the very best

let's all be happy and horny

Rise of the Karens

The Devil was kinda dumb in Estonia

Gonna have to really use your brain for this next level Dad joke

Always secure the high ground Anakin

My hat's off to them for being so progressive.

hehe

Deep Cut.

No wonder it never suggests Anything good..

Coming from grandma house!

Oh no... anyways

anon is a misogynist

Jeff Bezos gives a rousing speech to the Interplanetary Small Penis Alliance

Engineering fail and win!

Seem the same to me

new message

Time for cheese

A rare Wallace & Gromit meme

You can't kill it