Ask me any maths question and I'll give you the wrong answer!

Dandadan

lainah how dare you

Please forgive my mind at 1AM in the morning.

The Meta Multiverse

Definitely not me right now...

*results may end in homelessness

snip snip mf

My wife just got a label maker

Can I get a cheers?

You literally can't even disagree, you're using it right now

Based on a true story when researching my family tree

WENDJY'S

The first bluetooth device in Britain is released

It’s educational then, right?

Wolf schnoz

I laughed more than I wish I would’ve

Hell I’m down

Mom said its my turn on the Xbox!

Just a lazy one regarding current events but seriously, Russia's military history is such a joke

This must be where they keep the super-fiction stuff.

Found in my grandpas office

He later used the much safer method of refracting it through a glass prism.

I wonder what made them do it.

This has kept me going in difficult times

Incomprehensible, have a frightening day

There were 7 other khans after Genghis. I bet you can't name them all.

Top 10 weapons too brutal for war.

eat healthy

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 535 ✓

Walmart is getting real honest with inflation these days

Baby monitor had a surprise for us this morning

My dad just turned 60 and figure out how to use the printer. This was his first idea.

My wife gave me bathbomb for Valentines called LUNA. Pretty sure they should have called it WATERBIRTH.

110% gains

“I ain't got no quarrel with those Vietcong.” -Muhammed Ali-

"Bravo!"

Happens every other day

Laughing intensifies

dinosaur mfs>rome mfs

do all girl schools even have jokes?

Old meme, but still

jeff

spoiler

heh

A random tiny island in the middle of the Pacific

William was such a ***

Funny ladies being funny

Sorry Yotsuba fans, but all I see, is just a carrot girl

Imperialism ? Naaaah just a little help

sex

Kamila Valieva’s Grandpa

Just getting called Sir at a restaurant is enough for me

based

rgb

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Perchance.

Mark Zuckerberg visits his therapist. 2015.

plow

time to unleash the ultimate insult

frijoles > beans

Your parents are dead

If you could would you?

The apes are immune to all forms of decay

based

Let's GOOOO!

Sharks got it bad

DAMMMMM- mama mia..

My fave is not here

Posting Aharen-san memes until the anime adaptation date #30

Super Stimulating.

You gonna whip it out and really get into it?

Couldn’t be more true

Explain this 3.1k people

Roma

more like West Russia ...

hello world

And here I thought they didn't care

Anon isn't invited to a party

Just eren things

At least let me tell her how good the pussy was first

U gotta catch them all

Just slap a bat on it.

Jerry is disappointed in you

Can't stop doing it!

my personality does not need a "solution"

they just throw you in the cargo space

Steve Rogers receives the super soldier serum.

Oh Twitter you

OK, now you can send nudes

I’m ready to sweep away the competition!

Tonight my son said matter-of-factly that he's the kid from The Polar Express. I didn't know what he meant, so he pulled this picture...

Squirrels forgot to check if they were sleeping on glass

She's mine

That feeling bro

I prefer a prefusely sweating men in a dog masks playing drums over boobas

As a Jimmy I support this message

It’s the little things in life

On this day 23 years ago they officially took Jefferson off the nickel and replaced him with Nic Cage, and ever since the 5 cent coin has been called a Nickelas, 1999

The only good thing about YT right now