This post will make you laugh
Jizz. In. My plants.
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Her entire baby? I only forgot a leg last time, pew
Your garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
All of Tumblr is one wheel.
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What a q***king slut
luke, i ate your slice
This joke seems 'armless enough
Pure confusion combined with disappointment
I have to go!
the dude still aint even mad
Dat a... oh no, no, no, no, no
I guess she doesn't like light sex
The current situation in 3 pictures explained
You sly fox you
Too much shit in one picture
Titans loves big clocks
Gettin ready for April fools
That's just 1 min 40 times!
no chest hair no worries
The moon moon of baseball teams.
"He who does not learn from history..."
can we have this as a buffering symbol?
Weapons > words
as a necrophile
I can relate to this
Cheesus take the wheel
My wood reacts when someone sits on it too
Beautiful girl takes multiple shots to the face.
People who didn't try Viagra yet
Yuk! how disgusting
Makes me think of Hugelol titles
Tyler The Mathematician
Tumblr thinks too hard
Russian seamen can of deploy in Crimea
Seems like he got blue balls.
Whale, that's a plot-twist
why not both indeed
How dare he insult peanut butter and jelly like that!
"unicorns exist" - Google
Damn you Jesus!
Call 911 he gon need a firebrigade to extinguish that burn
playing co op be feeling like
lickitung use lick, dicklet is super errective!
Good thing they got beauty
i hate vegans
Discovering a new fetish
you know you modded Skyrim too much when.
Please. Just a bit closer.
now that he has the hot dog he may rest in peace cause he's in a cemetery anyway
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This was supposed to be fixed in the 2012 update...
better love story than twilight
But i wanna see panties and bras rather than gays tho
So I'm a gurl or wat
That sounds like a nice feature to me.
then post it on instagram
*Mel Gibson voice* Freeeedoooom
A full head of hair between them
find your own jewellery woman.
but they just smelled soooo gooood
i'm gonna do that with my cock and share small pieces with homeless people
On the other hand, he's got a jetpack
Would tap that
He's got a point
Putin does it again
Maybe next time Oscar, maybe next time
The last part of civilization...
see Tyreese not all cops are pigs
WE WON'T FORGET YOU!
That explains a lot
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out of my face
Cheek kiss is fine.
Glad you could engage in this conversation too, SirPatStew
putin always russian ahead
I probably do not want to hear myself.
When she refuses to do anal
It's the worst kind of parasite. Better give it some clothes
dogs are scared of a cat that moved in
My prince has finally come
She usually makes awesome cupcakes though
i guess some people would like to hear that