When you're so drunk you think the breathalyzer is a drink

I really need one right now!

Siri has reached a breaking post

Tumblr facts

Anorexia

Want

Bar-tending Skills

You don't say...

This is way to deep

You think you can get away with that?

This is so satanistic

Peter's true face

So it was my birthday and a friend gifted handed me this! (first post ever)

The perfect wine glass

Yes/No

Would you like fries with your McWiener?

Below 9000

Mind. blown.

Coming home drunk to your pet

MTV generation

Need for Speer: Suburban Drift

Keep dreaming...

Bye bye

Huge one

Really is

I always hated those chickens

Just say when

It is but a theory

Scumbag Zelda.

Like i give a f*ck

Sometimes, commas are very useful.

Good times... good times...

Well no sh**

Just girly things

Ain't nobody got time for that

Eat your gays

Chris Brown cheating with a waitress.

Getting slapped when you have a sunburn.

Pandas are the drunkest animals

New Highscore !

Take that, biatch!

Killer penguin

Unique excuse!

Priorities...

Woman, you give me fake drink and I'll give you fake money!

Im going to solve that b*tch

Mothers know best

Bazinga!

Level up !

Finding a text book from freshman year

Freaking birds always making trouble

Took me a while to see

When I ran out of toilet paper.

Like a sir

Rock just can't get over that day...

The gap of communication

He just Instagrammed this.

Tell me you just didn't...

My happiest thought, that allows me to fly...

This is beyond my computer skills.

Pretty freakin cool

Dog's be all cray!

Overly Attached!

Not the dad!

This is how everyone should be...

Poor Kim!

Cool GIF of the day #2

Damn, what a burn

Dick in a box

How it all started

Nailed it.

I present you : Misunderstood Pope

Find the Ninja

My life right there

Coolest candle ever!

Experimentation

Thanks for help !

Smart street art

Sums up my athletic abilities

Just smile and wave...

Sandbox on the beach

I dare you, I double dare you fothermucker, to come closer.

The new avatar

Wut

The guy in the green shirt is drowning

He really was!

Gollum vs. shower

Just a nice salesman

What a horrible way to die, lol.

Walking the kitten

I'll allow it

Where ?

Right there

Scott, you're screwed!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe

All hail the magic conch!

Jersey Shire. New show on MTV

This is just boring.

Paranoid people at their best

Torture