I've been expecting you.

Damn screenplay

The best revenge ideas

Pug

Irony

And I know its very evil to take women's life source, attention.

Every time this guy tweets i fall a little more in love

Nice coat.

Just Carlos and Gaby

The Eunuch Test......I think he failed

Confused.

Deep thougths

Everyone laughed till they were blue in the face

Smart move, Pedobear

Obama Sushi

Why is her head so tiny?

Glorious.

Motivation

You've got mail!

Watch out, we got a badass over here!

Because manners are overrated.

Internet cafe

Sorry, couldn't help myself

It's hard to achieve a level of stupidity where you yourself realize you're stupid

Here you see 3 judges clapping with their hands, and Niki Minaj with her ass

Like a boss

Thats racist!

Me coming home from school

He's really not a gentleman.

Catching a tram

Not even once

The moment the cat realizes it's doomed

Gotta catch 'em laser pointers.

Bet he didn't drink his own piss.

The poor kid !

Enjoy your thumb while it's still young.

It was him all along!!!

Just saying..

I can relate to this (except for the fruit laptop)

On every exam !

Thanks Tumbler 2.0

Sneezing is the human mating call.

Hell yeah

Oh, no busted

Altho that Kim guy Is pretty mockable....

Chinese whisper

True Friendship

Skateparks can be dangerous.

Cats are jerks

Grand Theft Boston

Most people need to do this

Can your cat do this?

Quit looking dammit !

Aaaaand I just earned my 500th ticket to hell.

When I catch my parents talking about me.

Drake f*cking Bell

Best comment ever!

Those b**tards

Such a badass!

So beautiful.

"Why won't she come in and make me some dinner?" lol

Now, that's racist.

Me when the family comes home from a week-long vacation

Eat a Snickers

Wise Arnold

Good question kid

Oh Jesus

The Bearded Dragon, Destroyer of Nopes

DubStep Kitty!

Seagulls these days...

Because I hate how everyone thinks we're all terrorists.

Wait for it...

Works like a charm

The Magic of Coffee

Holy sh*t, run!

Canada, Canada everywhere.

I think i laughed a little too much

Tarzan is scared

I do this all the time

Well Will will?

'murica!! jk

Meme badly used but still funny :D

Awesome idea!

Seems legit

Haven't seen this guy in a while.

Best facebook comment !

Why would you shave a rabbit...

Lizards in clothes

I love this book!

Scumbag USA

Smashing

This actually makes more sense!

Respect.

Spider caught itself a snake

Bing. You must never go there.

Well, I would date him. With his mask off, anyway.

It's physically impossible

No power? no problem

Every single time.

My favorite story to tell