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Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy
No this is Patrick
Denmark's ban on bestiality
When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours
I am the snake in the boot
Thanks for the info
Gotta kill Aerith fast
Deadpool vs spidey
Cleverbot as helpful as always
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
It won't happen again you say?
and f*ck you too
Mario really has let himself go
When gf takes her bra off
She been "training"
Can Someone Photoshop ..? Thanks ..
My memory of bible camp
Christchurch Police: Best at Facebook
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
Don't worry woody
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
This needed a fixin'
Where Were You Between 4 and 6?
College in a nutshell
When my MjĆ¶lnir messes with me
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
Getting old but still looking young
when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
I'm classy when drunk
The best comment on YouTube
I think it means pounding.
And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
As if it could get anymore uncomfortable
"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago
how you Look while fapping and hearing suspicious noises
Choke a b*tch? Anyone?
It's the only logical explanation
She told me to . . .
That wasnt flying, that was a sick dunk
Shaken, not stirred
You had one job, Gallbladder!
He is the favorite son
I gotta "hand" it to that pun.
First woman in space
Good guy Santa
how the end began.
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
Home Alone in real life
And I'm learning Thai...
i dont belive in double-mermaids
To all rebels out there
Thank you north Korea
Well formed XML
Because it's the subway.
The Magic Horse
When will then be now?
MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.
stabbin trees is a sign of manliness
Real reason behind Dutch liberalism
I bet she can't stand him.
Errybody love Kanye tho
Trying to be a part of conversations like
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Some things never change..
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
c*ckadoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.
For those wondering.