Dear Santa...

When people try to make me eat food i dont like

He is not a good guard dog...

Too much weed

Put some fireworks into cow crap. Trust me, it's fun

Well, a grudge is a grudge!

That's very helpful, thank you

But...but..but

And you didn't believe them when they told you you're gonna need physics and sh*t

Cute Spider Loves You!

I think this is a religion I could follow

Fluffy and warm

I wish I was home playing video games

The horror!

Best ride of his life!

Stripper Cop

Durex FTW

Offending your cat's honor with ease!

Childhood ruined

Profitable business

Awesome and evil idea!

This person speaks the truth

Major Comeback

Canadians playing GTA

And you must be a weasley

Lion Hood!

Just in case

When someone got a better grade and says he didn't learn

May the 4th be with us all

Haters gonna hate

Big long post of Suicide rabbits

I'm stuck, please help

Someone tried to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god

Aliens are already here

Step it up Hot Topic

Sometimes, context is important

Oh, Jimmy.

Dat Comment

28% of Americans got this wrong.

Hold the kid, honey...

Me before every exam

Good advise

Should arrest the monkey bars for being a pedophile

It's called...

How about no?

Province girls in da city

Either way, both pretty freaking long

Cannot be unseen

Still better than apple maps

WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING rapist.

HIGHFIVE... anybody... no, ok

Where will you be?

Sleepy sleepy

When a highfive goes wrong.

Have a nice prom darling

Suddenly... Clarity.

Lying on the couch... wait what

Oh my god, my brain is producing noise to go with this?

Why can't I hold all my freedom-enforcers?

Coming home drunk

Run run mr krabs!

I wonder how if I had...

Parenting in on yourself while sexing with your walk

Good game, good game, f*ck you, good game.

Kim Jong Un has spoken

Sciene at its finest

Michelle Tyson

A bright sunny day...

It looks awful...

Pizza..

Drop that!

Wait, What?!? (DYKG)

Sh*tsh*tsh*tsh*t

This account belongs to my cat

History...

Trains In Different Worlds

Man bag ^^

So I finally decided to try silk

Thethingsgirlslove

Silk Is Fun

*Dramatic Music Enters*

That guy. That guy right there. He's a keeper. I don't care if he was 14. KEEPER

Those darn pro-choice people

Your turn

Pretty accurate

This time

Me Trying to sneak

You gotta love Rob DenBleyker

Literal b*tch Slap

Zach Faison or Donald Braff?

Screw the SWAT

Interesting movie fact

Uhhuh

How did I miss this growing up?

How would you improve HUGELOL?

Your mother waiting for you in the middle of the night

1 out of 3 people have slow reflexes

Party Pants

Just eating my banana

Don't try martial arts when drunk.