I can do this, hold my beer

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies.

Just got a giant cut on the hand with my mom nearby

Ahh did you see that mouse?!

And suddenly jesus strikes

How I, as a South Asian, feel when going to the airport.

Some tumblr silver (not quite gold)

animals that don't give a ***

I hope so...

Awful pun, indeed.

Abortion!

too far man

Just act like nothing happened

HL in a nutshell

Hippos don't give a shit

Gettin' real tired of your shit Renly.

The one wrote this was so in drugs

Everyone else looks like Leonidas, and I just look like a pedophile.

Science ***

MTV

Enough internet...

This was funny

Vielleicht!

Moreos

oh.

I would shit myself

if this would work anywhere, that would be great

It's a pirates life for me.

I'll name mine, Son Goku

FIxing the windshield

Do not harass lion

Ketchup

Good idea > Bad idea.

I like to be a guy

Gay rights are safe with tumblr

Toy story 4 is going to be tense

Genius

I feel the second guy :'(

Just got that joke

Kids, drugs are drugs.

Everytime i shave.

I’ve been wanting to use these faces for a long time

You're all pedophiles, ALL OF YOU

The greatest gift to the world.

Never again...

Come at me, bro.

Damn you history!

These new animals came with the latest patch

Yeah... I know that one...

remember kids - crack kills

A truly ambiguous feeling

Why you do this Miss Jackson?

You didn't look like an idiot.... alone

Seriously, you can't deny why this show is hilarious

Legit

mmmMmMMmmMmMm

Mmmm Massage

An apple a day

Incoming storm

It is funny because it is true

are you a wizard?

Dem Finns

Smart plan

That's cool. I like it.

that's mean, really, I'm upset for the baby

Bad luck Jeff

oh my god YIS

Happens all the time

A word of advice from Ask Ketchum

Say whaaaat?

You Sick ***

Meeting a celebrity

Do you even lift bro?

The winner gets my D

Just a little space

Your pe.. wat?

Are macs compatible with...?

Wearing the wrong shirt to Disneyland

This is what humor was meant for

Yup, we went apeshit

You want me to swim in this?

He has all the luck indeed.

My wife's dieting logic

A soap bubble freezing

Now i get it..

I want my apples

When I get my food before my friend does.

Listening to 15-year-olds saying that... 2

Windows Inception

Serendipity

Good point

I guess we should consider doing more manual labor..

Me watching sports

if you think pirates are cool

*** the police

I love this girl.

Oh England..

Silver's Silver hair

Alpha as ***

We need this.