Things you can say about your house but not your wife.

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Deadpool vs spidey

Dad things

Goddamn Whovians

Computering high AF

Who needs a truck anyway?

With the new movies coming out.. Thought I'd point this out.

Oooh, buns!

KEMBER!!!

you'll be hobo food

Thank you north Korea

Serbia Stronk !!!

how the end began.

Super hot Halloween costumes

It won't happen again you say?

How Outsiders See HDL

Codependency blows

Dylan Moran on romance

Deadly prank

so true

Don't worry woody

That sick ***.

When you're someone else's ***

Way to go steve.

Produce Placement

That'll be 45$ please

Sharing porn

Shelley's pussy

"What time do you have to be at the daycare tomorrow?"

Happens All The Time

Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister

Team Idling

Overgrow

And the week of Mondays begin...

Something about names being misspelled.

I'm going to just leave this here....and not come back for it. :l

College in a nutshell

Remember kids!

Short people are mean

Cleverbot as helpful as always

Majestic as ***

What the hell am I doing with my life!? Must get shit back together and be a cat..

Truth about what's really going on in Sweden

Microwave time

Stop the Internet, I want to get off.

Back to the friendzone

Who knew

Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy

Give it back !

Brutal as toast

I think it means pounding.

In Japan

Ah, now we know...

u w0t m8?

Hotel mafia

Terms and Conditions

Jordan's in red

Shaken, not stirred

Shots fired. Rockets launched.

Gotcha!

when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops

As if it could get anymore uncomfortable

PornHub tells great stories

MFW I got hugelol gold for a comment with 44 karma

Such poet

The best comment on YouTube

Wut

When i get bad ping during a game…

North Korea=Best Korea

You had one job, Gallbladder!

F*ck it

*feeling intensifies*

cant seem to let it go

Hipster Jesus

"Genetics"

Hiddenlol = Controlled by aliens

Obese raccoon doesn't like competition

Tinder Nowadays

Amateurs

Well okay then

So close.

Blaze it

Classy as f*ck

Can Someone Photoshop ..? Thanks ..

Locate Small Object

Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April

Ricky pls

Monthy Python & Fallout

Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice

Consensual Sex

What does your cape do?

running around my fat friends

Everytime someone coughs or sneezes within earshot

95% of car thefts end in a chase...

apparently jesus.

You're too slow

Any last words?

Trying to be a part of conversations like

Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL