Everytime someone coughs or sneezes within earshot

95% of car thefts end in a chase...

apparently jesus.

You're too slow

Any last words?

Trying to be a part of conversations like

Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL

Cyanide & happiness meets South Park

Mindblown

He could have been the best trainee in the world

Life hack

Bad Luck Lobster

Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing

Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also

Albania FTW!

Meanwhile in Rush Hour

Toys r Us telling the truth

Imagine, if you will, a cavern...

Sounds like me trying to study

Christchurch Police: Best at Facebook

Give Up

Rushing low-level dungeons

Homosexuals are gay.

What was your highschool nickname?

Why isn't she cooking?

When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping

Watch out USA.

When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter

How can you!?

I blame the public education system.

LOVE ME!!!!

No this is Patrick

I wish i was this good

They're both shite

Andy pls

Einstein work...

lonely, hungry and sleepy

Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now

freedom

Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...

Pollination

When will then be now?

It's just not the same as it used to be...

The Number of User Ratings on This DBZ Game is Perfect

Chess

When gf takes her bra off

How should anon suicide?

"That"

Looks like she hit rock bottom

Hihi

First woman in space

Not all things in Australia will try and kill you..

...wrong tagline

Choke a ***? Anyone?

Are you down with the clown?

I am the snake in the boot

My bike is a L2Go***yourself

after she has seen my pokemon collection

twang

unexpected

Waluigi pls

/b/ writes a quite short story

Everybody Hates PETA

Shots Fired

Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection

Indeed they have Becky

MANFLESH

gnihihi penis

It's the only logical explanation

lord of the many things

Thanks Obama

PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)

"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"

Advice for the suicidal

Topkek/10

The Luftwaffle

Responsible yolo

Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...

MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.

CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.

When my Mjölnir messes with me

Steve likes to use his wife as a hoe.

Typical Gamestop

Thanks for the info

Stuck the landing!

Getting old but still looking young

Ninja Serbian

For those wondering.

Some things never change..

***adoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.

Bad fruit

Denmark's ban on bestiality

What cup is this?

Dildos cost less than you think

He is the favorite son

The kid had it coming.

Please dont be this guy

Who's the captain?

Home Alone in real life

When you know you're hitting it tonight