/b/ writes a quite short story

Everybody Hates PETA

Shots Fired

Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection

Indeed they have Becky

MANFLESH

gnihihi penis

It's the only logical explanation

lord of the many things

Thanks Obama

PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)

"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"

Advice for the suicidal

Topkek/10

The Luftwaffle

Responsible yolo

Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...

MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.

CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.

When my Mjölnir messes with me

Steve likes to use his wife as a hoe.

Typical Gamestop

Thanks for the info

Stuck the landing!

Getting old but still looking young

Ninja Serbian

For those wondering.

Some things never change..

***adoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.

Bad fruit

Denmark's ban on bestiality

What cup is this?

Dildos cost less than you think

He is the favorite son

The kid had it coming.

Please dont be this guy

Who's the captain?

Home Alone in real life

When you know you're hitting it tonight

"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"

My favourite Gif of all time!

These Hoes aint loyal

Do you think this is a mother***ing game?

Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"

gotcha

Racist dog

Smesh bruhs

She been "training"

"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"

Dat seat

Hula-Hoop chapion

My gf just found a picture of my ex, spot on response.

I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

...or you have drugs ;)

The Magic Horse

It's all a matter of perspective.

pika-chew

This needed a fixin'

Time to dive into these spread sheets

If you need to do something stupid, at least make it look epic

Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.

Trying to hide acne with make up

When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts

To all rebels out there

You see krasnyy , In soviet Russia Pokemon chooses you !

Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense

When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours

And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth

stabbin trees is a sign of manliness

Real reason behind Dutch liberalism

I didn't want to sleep anyway

And I'm learning Thai...

Jesus knows supply & demand stuff

God damn Todd

OMG this trick works everytime!

Good guy Santa

Silly America

I'm not saying it was meth...

Finding the right roommate

im in the zone now

Apparently not everything.

ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.

DAS IST FUNF

She says she's on the pill

Where Were You Between 4 and 6?

that pun though

My memory of bible camp

Top lel

Because it's the subway.

Well that escalated quickly.

Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life

Why does Walmart need greeters?

I wouldn't be upset if Ebola Chan became a god

Manlyness at it's best

old but gold

iLULD

The bar is not for the weak of mind

Getting into Firefox' private mode after work

Tom Hanks has it all

It's on Wikipedia so it's true