Raising a spider ain't easy either, though

My plants developed Stockholm syndrome, anyway...

Internet has ruined me

When your duck get hard

When you ain't got time for games

Dummy

What could go wrong?

The Devil always gives great advice.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos!

God's Siri

Wow, wiping the windshield is so difficult!

You Guys Smell Something?

Weapons

That burned a week worth of calories

The Hollow Man

Average day in Dayz

Photobomb Level : Jake Gyllenhaal

The polite thing to do

All pilots after the German Wings accident...

I'm going to hell because of this

suck on it

Coffee with Jesus

Be my ***

Guard Dog.

First blowjob

Great Obituary - Smoked, drank, lied to the end

Darn...

What is going on?

Soap for hipsters

Show and tell is different in Russia

can someone call the captain?

I will be Patrick my whole life.

God is listening you!

Short lived luxury

Superhero Babies.

Motorcycle expectations vs reality

No homo, but it's looks adorable

Also how men feel when it's getting hot outside

Wrong Direction

White girls be like...

Death by Snu Snu

The Simpsons supporting South-Park for standing up to censorship.

How men feel when it's getting hot outside.

Don't go chasing butterflies

Thanks for the reminder, Home Depot

Butt pug

Little guy lost in the mall

In case of emergency.

His level ain't high enough

splendiferous dance

How DARE you

Classic Andy

Living in the Moment

You is...

daddys gettin real tired of your shit

Jim Jefferies lays it down how it is.

Damn you!

getting high right before class

no shirt, no shoes, no service

Patrick Stewart on TopGear

It's different, cause.. uh..

This shirt will help me pick up all the chicks

Poor Milhouse.

Is this bus being threatening or supportive?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach...

What muslims think, when they hear the co-pilot did crash the plane on purpose.

Perks of being related to an Avenger

Me as a Grandpa

Freddy vs Jason

Drunk. Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section

10/10 for image placement

He didn't know what he was expecting

But did you know ducks have corkscrew dicks ?

Fixed

Weiner goals.

Cobra tears may not be as lethal as its poison, but they sure are devastating. :(

The real reason One Direction ended

Fourth punk chord discovered by scientists!

sitting on a dildo 2.0

Moe knows what's up

Meet Mike.

Read her like a book

Big Words And Me

So some overweight girl messaged me on Facebook 2 years ago... I answered today.

Life's an uphill climb.

Plot twist

Facebook Knows What's Up

Hail Satan kids!

Don't mess with Aquaman

Now that I call edgy

Senpai pls

Murica.

Brutal Headbutt.

The animal version of taking your cell phone to the bathroom

Damn Dominos.

The Feminist Hoops

You can tell by his mustache

Psychiatrist

Just accidentally signed off an important email with 'Many hanks'.

Easy choice