When you succ a feminine dicc for the first time
Billy Joel looks like Darth Vader dying.
Not gonna lie, that gave me an honest spook
When you catch yourself masturbating to a 3D-Girl
it doesn't really matter if he finds me tho
The sign in this bathroom
I've missed these
You will never eat chicken nuggets the same way again after seeing this
He tried to bite the cactus
Caught in the act?
I've got my thinking cat on.
Equality far, far, away.
Loading snow: 10% complete
Light switch humor
Please... dont eat me..
HL waiting for Katman to deliver (2021)
mfw I get the notification that a post I really liked was a repost
Me in grade school.
face swap gone wrong
LPT on studying for finals.
My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport.
"Please inform Jedi Master Syfo-Dyas that we are well on our way to completing his order for the Republic's new Army."
This is on the wall at my local drug store...
Before I left for work, my girlfriend said I was dressed like an old man. I didn't believe her until this happened.
Now I know the truth.
My life right now.
Are you okay Annie?
Spread sum chedda
Watching Hell or High Water and noticed he looked familiar
the kids blamed the footprints on the dog
poor guy, he didn't stand a chance
In the absence of laundry detergent do not ever substitute it for shampoo
Photobombed by a wasp
My local Chinese buffet has flaming hot Cheetos
/g/entooman's first day on public trackers
You might even need multiple tanks
You get three wishes...
My girlfriend started leaving me really mean messages shortly after starting her German lessons.
When they realised they can fight back
I wonder what the surprise is...
Screen still work though
arresting an italian
Ahhh *** it.
Neighbors put up a bounce house... it's 32 degrees and they don't have any kids.
Getting through college
Leave the joke aside have a look at the dog.
Slow internet just slays me.
The Shia Chronicles
professionalism: level white house
The aerodynamics of a cow
And I thought I hated daylight savings time.
Sums up my deathbed wish. NYC signs.
magician of the century uwu
THE ABSOLUTE F*CKING MADMAN
My niece got her arm painted at a St. Paddy's day festival. I mean I guess it looks like a clover....
Violets are blue Roses are red
Came across my dog's butt sticking out from under the bed. I think I interrupted some sort of secret meeting.
Swipe right if you want to be saved.
Needed more then admitted
I can relate, George Michael. I can relate.
its not straight as long as his vagina is masculine
Without a Starbucks in sight, this herd of 'Basics' has turned to a life on the rails in search of a new home.
The bathroom door says "men" from the outside but from the inside says "women" spelled backwards so you think you were in the wrong bathroom
This type of vocabulary
When they want you back
You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's.
Hal the greatest cat watcher.
I'm having a little bit of trouble right now.
When you try to hug her and she's still mad at you
Patting the duck will make him poop...
Neat little dinosaur fact for you all
A hamster's the only thing small enough for me
I still question why I find this so funny...
My kid can't bring peanut butter to school?
MRW 4chan is more resourceful and effective than the cia, just for the sake of f*cking with people
I saw this at a gas station today. There has to be an awesome story behind this
If I fits I sits I muffin
don't even stand a chance wt
Weaponized Autism Wins Again.
Very ***ing suspicious.
Shut your mouth