magician of the century uwu

THE ABSOLUTE F*CKING MADMAN

My niece got her arm painted at a St. Paddy's day festival. I mean I guess it looks like a clover....

Broken

Came across my dog's butt sticking out from under the bed. I think I interrupted some sort of secret meeting.

Swipe right if you want to be saved.

Needed more then admitted

I can relate, George Michael. I can relate.

its not straight as long as his vagina is masculine

Without a Starbucks in sight, this herd of 'Basics' has turned to a life on the rails in search of a new home.

The bathroom door says "men" from the outside but from the inside says "women" spelled backwards so you think you were in the wrong bathroom

The purpose.

This type of vocabulary

When they want you back

You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's.

Kek

Hal the greatest cat watcher.

I'm having a little bit of trouble right now.

Oh Clifford

When you try to hug her and she's still mad at you

...Papa? :'(

Service dog

Patting the duck will make him poop...

Neat little dinosaur fact for you all

A hamster's the only thing small enough for me

I still question why I find this so funny...

My kid can't bring peanut butter to school?

MRW 4chan is more resourceful and effective than the cia, just for the sake of f*cking with people

I saw this at a gas station today. There has to be an awesome story behind this

If I fits I sits I muffin

don't even stand a chance wt

Weaponized Autism Wins Again.

Titanic Costume

Very ***ing suspicious.

Shut your mouth

wat

YES! 7 weeks a month.

Dost thou even hoist?

So I meant to search Warpigs and typo'd. Not disappointed.

My friend took a picture of his neighbors dog through a hole in the fence. Zoom in...

Protip #314 - How i got through kindergarten

NEVER trust a profile pic

I wish I could be as content as this lady across the aisle from me.

Truth or conspiracy? You decide . . .

Holstered Attack Dogs.

Picking a movie on netflix with the wife. The struggle is real.

Most honest review

a true hero

Statues these days

smh

Part of the plan

capture the flag

best 4chan raid in years

THE ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING

My name is Inigo Montoya...

Hmmm... I didn't quite think this through....

best student sign i've ever seen

mrw admins find some of my posts too edgy

It sure would.

Curse of the gnome

tfw you make a meme and there's no reaction

Plan ahead

My favorite song

Please no!

We all need an extrovert in our life!

When you get your first Tattoo

Yes, he will

I am exploiting my white priviledge.

When Bookstore employees get bored...

He makes a good point...

Asian Steve Jobs wants you to buy an Action Pad

Nobody likes reverse centaur.

How many kids does this guy have?!?!?

"Aha! That makes four! Oh, nevermind..."

Worth the watch

3 .. 2 .. 1 FIRE!!!

Group assignments be like...

The most American door mat..

rip

When your Ferrari gets stung by a bee...

I promise I'm not a part of the CIA

Studying is overrated

HEY

Realized today I apparently work with Jay and Silent Bob

Comedic ladies bathroom signage in KL airport made me giggle

I work at Baskin Robbins as well.

When you think you've had it rough, remember this guy

Bricks in the bedroom

I need this luck

He forgot the blue

CalYEEphate

Vaders real voice

Couldn't help myself

Scooby has really progressed

Alpha levels off the charts

lit af

Says it all.... ⛳️ FOOOOOOUUR!

College has taught me...

Niece's extra credit math homework

Everyone has these moments...